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Thread: The "Corrupt a wish" game

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted. He then sends her to a dojo, where she was trained to be the deadliest ninja known to mankind. Her first assignment? Get rid of pqwoerituytrueiwoq.

    I wish for a gigantic Tesla coil so I can terrorize everyone with LIGHTNING!

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted. Unbeknownst to you it is rigged to electrocute (savagely) whoever tries to fire it up, enjoy.


    I wish for quick cash and slow bills.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Quote Originally Posted by robsoles View Post
    Granted. Unbeknownst to you it is rigged to electrocute (savagely) whoever tries to fire it up, enjoy.


    I wish for quick cash and slow bills.
    You get cash quickly, and your bills stop being billed to you. The bills are stopped because you paid them off. But, you're under investigation for how you got the money very quickly. It later is found taht you obtained the cash through insurance fraud, and are now under arrest by the police for criminal offenses of said insurance fraud. How quickly that turned bad for you.

    I wish for /dev/null to swallow up /dev/full
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted. /dev/full is now squeezed into /dev/null, and because /dev/full is always full, /dev/null is constantly fed information until it grows so big it collapses into a black hole, and it soon devours your computer. You're the Lord of Time, so I guess you're immune to black holes, but your computer is gone.

    And as a final insult, the black hole blasts a gamma ray, disfiguring you.


    I wish for a lightsabre.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted. Good luck getting it out of your chest.

    I wish for a teleporter.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    granted, you are no Homer Simpson (reference link)

    i wish to ninja someone with this post
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You get your teleporter. It comes with a free pqwoerituytrueiwoq to conduct your fly DNA splicing experiments on.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    very nice corruption =D>

    granted, in places with sewage manholes leak water and the street is flooded with raw sewage, where there are septic takes nothing happens
    since everyone was in there house to flush no one is harmed
    you are hunted down by armed and dangerous 4 turtles, for destroying there home under NYC, you get beat up and left floating in raw sewage, they also make you clean up the mess you made in there home with your fav tooth brush

    i wish laptop batteries were charged by the heat the cpu/gpu/hdd makes, thus entending battery life my 35%
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted. Your laptop battery is now charged by the heat from the cpu/gpu/hdd. As an added bonus, a new package was automatically installed for you. This package adjusts your computer settings as needed to keep your battery at its absolute prime. Unfortunately, the charging process is so inefficient that your CPU must be overclocked at an exorbitant rate in order to produce enough heat to charge the battery. Your laptop is incinerated.

    The battery, however, lasts 35% longer.

    I wish I could experience the interior of a black hole with no ill effects.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Quote Originally Posted by pqwoerituytrueiwoq View Post
    very nice corruption =D>
    Why thank you.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sissy13 View Post
    I wish I could experience the interior of a black hole with no ill effects.
    I lock you in a tiny space for 5 years where I brainwash you to enjoy being stretched to infinity. Then I launch you into a black hole with a giant catapult... I also tell the kids they don't need to do their homework in the meantime.

    I wish the turtles would have signed me an autograph after beating me up.
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