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Thread: The "Corrupt a wish" game

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    That is all your new brain can do.

    I wish for the latest version of 0AD to install itself on my computer.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted! But because of a bug in the loop now the installer keeps installing multiple copies of the game repeatedly until your entire hard drive is full.

    I wish the rights to Crash Bandicoot was handed back to Naughtydog.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted, but the naughty dog got rabies and bit the crash bandicoot, giving him rabies too.

    I wish I had more Camel Lights.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    The genie conjures up several boxes of cartons of Camel Lights but as you smoke them you find each one tastes worse than the last one..

    I wish everybody could quit so easily.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Poof! Now everyone can. They just don't.

    I every cigarette pack came with one rocket ship that was indistinguishable from the real cigarettes. When the rocket ship is lit, it will lock in fish hooks on the inside of the person's mouth and then set off its jet engines.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You did not say "wish", so I'm allowed to punish you, but since your wish is awesome, I'll grant it.

    GRANTED! However, Tim Cook, CEO of Apple, found your invention interesting, so he patented it, named it iPrankMissile and toned it down so that the missiles only gently make the victim float.

    Oh, he also sued your a$$ out. You're now a homeless hobo.


    I wish I was a character in Adventure Time.

    (now you know my secret. I'm an Adventure Time fan)

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted, you can play Princess Bubblegum, try to be grateful coz I read all the character briefs on Wikipedia very carefully before choosing

    I wish all of life was like cartoons and only characters we really don't like don't get to come back after pianos, anvils and such the like...
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You are Wile E. Coyote.

    I wish robsoles would catch the Road Runner and cook it for me.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    He does, but then you discover that, while robsoles is an excellent chef, he just can't seem to get his roadrunner recipe sorted out and it tastes like ****.

    I wish the roadrunner would cook robsoles.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

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    zombifier: Because of my Hard drive setup, I would still have plenty of free space.
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    Granted. The roadrunner also cooks you.

    I wish for more time.

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