Why thank you. I've been feeling a cold crop up on me and trying to stop it. Unfortunately your name is legally changed to "nobody" and you catch it again.
I wish for the genie to be free.
Why thank you. I've been feeling a cold crop up on me and trying to stop it. Unfortunately your name is legally changed to "nobody" and you catch it again.
I wish for the genie to be free.
Full time open source software developer. Projects:
Wakame-vdc: Virtual data center. Community: Wakame Users Group
OpenVNet: Virtual networking using OpenFlow
Sinatra-browse: Parameter declaration framework and browsable API for ruby Sinatra.
I released the genie in your name and boy was he p'd off! He was so angry, can't blame him, being freed stripped him of his immortality and his mystical powers. Last I saw him he was hitch-hiking your way, good luck with that
I wish for a completely free complete servicing for my pushbike by complete professionals.
But since you exist in non-reality, that can't ever happen.
I wish for someone to berate the next poster for failing to take into account non-reality
Thomas
LP: ~teward
No one dared to berate me. Period.
I wish for my immortality back (which is stripped away by pydsigner earlier)
You get back immortality. In the process you are transported to a cold and distant world where radio signals from Earth will not reach you for thousands of years. When they do, you just happen to be tuning in and deciphering them when your post and mine become visible on your dark and lonely world, reminding you just how rotten I am.
I wish all my corruptions were that evil.
Your corruptions are the ultimate evil; you are now a java programmer for Microsoft.
I wish everything compiled with -O3 and -flto.
Everything does, including software that would have returned compile errors before your wish. Have fun trying to use it after compiling.
I wish Canada in real life was exactly like it's portrayed in South Park.
Full time open source software developer. Projects:
Wakame-vdc: Virtual data center. Community: Wakame Users Group
OpenVNet: Virtual networking using OpenFlow
Sinatra-browse: Parameter declaration framework and browsable API for ruby Sinatra.
Granted. Canada is now like what portrayed in South Park, Oxford. Since nobody know what the hell I just did, angry Canadian zombies are hot on your trails.
I wish I have ten thousand computers at my disposal, ready to DDoS any website unless they submit to my demands.
Granted. However, they do not support networking and have no way to change this besides taking them apart and re-soldering them. Besides this, they are mini-computers the size of a think slice of French bread, and have 50Mhz processors plus only 512KB of RAM.
I wish for fewer internet losses.
Granted - 10-bazillion computers with Windows-8 have just hit the market. More computers using up more bandwidth. Same amount of internet losses, but because there's more computers on the net, that slice of the pie chart is almost a sliver of what it used to be and is considered less internet losses.
I know, this was a really weak corrupt, but I'm having a brain fart.
I wish I had a brain so I can use BitPim to put 12.04 on my old LG Dare.
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