Since this never really happened, you no longer exist.
I wish that I knew more about the Monty Python series.
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Since this never really happened, you no longer exist.
I wish that I knew more about the Monty Python series.
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You now know everything there is to know about the Monty Python series. However this vast input of knowledge pushes everything else out of your brain and you become a Monty Python Zombie.
I wish a space rock would fall into the middle of every car in the parking lot that wasn't properly parked.
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Granted. Tomorrow you will be riding in a car with someone who doesn't park properly, and will be hit by a 30 ton rock traveling 50,000 MPH.
I wish I could remember how to do things after becoming a MP Zombie
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I'm not sure what differentiates an MP zombie from others, but here goes anyway.
Uh, what was the question ??
Oh yeah, you remember how to do things, but unfortunately the "things" you remember are so trivial, nobody cares.
Everything is Everything.
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A black hole appears in your place for failing to ask for a wish. You do not go against the genie's laws.
I wish for an official book of the genie's laws.
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An official book of the genie's laws is promptly delivered to your house. It's dropped on your roof from a passing plane. Did I mention that the book is 10 ft x 5 ft, contains 10^8 pages, and weighs 55 tonnes?
But since you're undead anyway, the genie will be giving you a pop quiz on the laws in 3 hours. Happy studying.
I wish I could remember every important/useful thing I ever learned.
int main() {
User chellrose;
chellrose.insert_clever_signature();
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Granted... How ever, you know so many things that it takes a really long time for what you're trying to remember to come forth when you need it. The way it takes Windows Vista to search a 10-terabyte hard drive on a Pentium-3.
I wish to get a great deal on Travelocity for my stay in New Jersey.
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In exchange for them arranging your trip, you become their slave for the rest of eternity. That's a great deal for them.
I wish for a trail of trampolines to be set up between my front door and our office.
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Wakame-vdc: Virtual data center. Community: Wakame Users Group
OpenVNet: Virtual networking using OpenFlow
Sinatra-browse: Parameter declaration framework and browsable API for ruby Sinatra.
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granted but they are in the box and require Assembly
i wish this bug fixed
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I frequently edit my post when I have the last post
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"This" bug gets fixed. However and thousand others, considerably nastier bugs are introduced in the process.
You had to know that was coming.
I wish I hadn't gotten confused as to which thread I was posting to the last time I was on this thread.
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