The "Corrupt a wish" game

[cpmman]

Granted - each wish takes one minute to specify and be recorded and if you don't do it all toady you get zilch. 'Bout 8 hours left in your day?

I wish my spelling was less Freudian.

[PCaddicted]

OK,your spelling is less Freudian but more incorrect.
I wish for Tux.

[cgroza]

You get Tux, and he runs chown Tux PCaddicted on you.

I wish I knew all the emacs commands.

[PCaddicted]

You do.But you accidentally run them in the terminal on your Linux system and this results in a BSOD(Black Screen Of Death).
I wish everybody used bicycles instead of cars and motorbikes.

[cpmman]

They do - the world grinds to a halt as the agricultural and food producing population are unable to get their goods to market leaving the pedal cyclists to starve.

I wish people would recognise that the world is bigger than their small parish (even if that parish is a continent).

[PCaddicted]

They do,but they overestimate the size of the Earth.
I wish cpmman was a computer virus.

[robsoles]

He is and you catch him. Goodbye.


I wish I could terminate dopes with my thoughts alone.

[3Miro]

I wish I could terminate dopes with my thoughts alone.

Wish comes true, but you end up terminating yourself.

I wish I was a better Starcraft Player.

[cgroza]

You are and you waste your whole life playing it.
I wish to be better at PE (hate it)

[|{urse]

Since you never specified which PE you were referring to you become world champion at parasite eve. However no-one plays that anymore.

I wish I had a dollar.