Granted. You can no longer tolerate any food.
I wish that the next post will not be about food.
First Cup of Ubuntu
Granted. You can no longer tolerate any food.
I wish that the next post will not be about food.
Gee! These Aren't Roasted!
Talking, posting or even thinking about food is now punishable by death. Good luck on your next meal under these condition.
I wish to fly around Tokyo on a rocket.
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OpenVNet: Virtual networking using OpenFlow
Sinatra-browse: Parameter declaration framework and browsable API for ruby Sinatra.
Frothy Coffee!
You are strapped and super-glued to a rocket... a bottle rocket, that is... and launched over Tokyo. You enjoy the speedy flight for a few moments. Then the rest of us enjoy the fireworks show.
I wish dogs didn't smell so bad after they've gotten wet (or any other time).
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Ubuntu addict and loving it
granted, dogs no longer have fur
i wish the following wish (as in the next post) was inverted before it is corrupted
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Iced Blended Vanilla Crème Ubuntu
Granted.
I wish pqwoerituytrueiwoq survived.
(which is inverted to become "I wish pqwoerituytrueiwoq died", and according to the rules, the Evil Genie will grant it, along with some kind of catches, which I can hopefully deal with. Whatever, you're dead)
Frothy Coffee!
The wish parser became confused as to which wish to corrupt - the original or the inverted? Lacking direction, it proceeds to corrupt both. pqwoerituytrueioq and zombifier25 are now both Schrodinger's Cats, doomed to live out your days in little black boxes with a vial of poison and a chunk of uranium.
I wish for Daylight Savings time (the Spring version) year-round.
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Ubuntu addict and loving it
granted every day you have to adjust your clock now time has no relation to how much daylight there is
i wish all pictures had a available 50 megapixel version freely available
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Putting your Networked Printer's scanner software to shame PHP Scanner Server
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Dark Roasted Ubuntu
Granted but now everybody thinks you are a fairly freaky pervert :0 (
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I wish all my job was as much fun as making documentation for steps and procedures only just loosely defined by actual engineers
Gee! These Aren't Roasted!
We find a person that thinks cleaning toilets with tooth brushes for minimum wage is exactly as much fun as what you're describing there. Now you get to do said job.
I wish for TPBM to bring down the moon.
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Wakame-vdc: Virtual data center. Community: Wakame Users Group
OpenVNet: Virtual networking using OpenFlow
Sinatra-browse: Parameter declaration framework and browsable API for ruby Sinatra.
Frothy Coffee!
Done. I bring it down to Earth and plant it atop your house. The moon becomes my hill, which I sit atop while watching all you Earthlings cope with the chaotic changes in tides.
I wish I could think up good wishes as easily as I can think up wish-corruptions.
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