Iced Blended Vanilla Crème Ubuntu
Granted. Then a new reboot of Monty Python was aired, and the knights started to say something really annoying, so annoying you would rather shoot yourself in the head than listen to that damned line for one more time.
(I'm available should you decide to just become a zombie instead of dying)
I wish I was suddenly proficient in C++, Python, HTML, Javascript and Nahuatl
Ubuntu addict and loving it
granted, but know you can't cook, not even re-heat something
wish i was getting food instead of making this lame wish
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Iced Blended Vanilla Crème Ubuntu
You are getting food. Dog food, Hamster food, Snake food, Elephant food, etc.
Enjoy your meal.
I wish for a freakishly large titanium coated gnat to fly up my nose.
Ubuntu addict and loving it
granted, it makes its way to your brain and takes over your motor functions and kills everyone you know (obviously you are forced to watch this)
i wish for a memory that was better than that of a goldfish
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Frothy Coffee!
Granted. You now have the memory of an elephant... and the body of an elephant. (An elephant never forgets, after all.) Did I mention that you are part of the newest elephant exhibit at the Australia Zoo? Enjoy that lovely cage... and the crocs who are your next-door neighbors.
I wish to visit another planet.
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Ubuntu addict and loving it
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i wish for the tiger to be my other neighbour
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Frothy Coffee!
Granted. The giant saber-tooth tiger (who is 3x your size) is your neighbor for about 30 seconds. You, however, quickly become the tastiest meal he's ever had.
I wish sleep was unnecessary.
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Iced Blended Vanilla Crème Ubuntu
Granted. You were then incapable of sleeping, and quickly became famous. News then reached the goverment, who kipnapped you and took you back to their labs, and extracted some kind of juice for you that would keep the US soldiers awake during their mission.
I wish there was a C/C++ library that would allow me to
PHP Code:nuke("USA");
Gee! These Aren't Roasted!
Granted with a fatal error in the code which causes the nuke to target your place only.
I wish for an iPhone that wasn't made by Apple, and Sirri's voice was actually Sam's voice.
Frothy Coffee!
Granted. You get an iPhone that's based on Windows 95. Siri has been replaced by Sam, but the only thing he can say is:
A fatal exception 0E has occurred at 0028:C00068F8 in VxD VMM(01) +
000059F8. Your phone will be terminated.
* Press any key to terminate your phone.
* Press CTRL+ALT+DEL to restart your phone. You will
lose any unsaved information in all applications.
Press any key to continue
I wish smartphones had as much storage capacity as PC's, without sacrificing performance or smallness.
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