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Thread: The "Corrupt a wish" game

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted. Then a new reboot of Monty Python was aired, and the knights started to say something really annoying, so annoying you would rather shoot yourself in the head than listen to that damned line for one more time.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    granted, but know you can't cook, not even re-heat something

    wish i was getting food instead of making this lame wish
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You are getting food. Dog food, Hamster food, Snake food, Elephant food, etc.

    Enjoy your meal.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    granted, it makes its way to your brain and takes over your motor functions and kills everyone you know (obviously you are forced to watch this)

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted. You now have the memory of an elephant... and the body of an elephant. (An elephant never forgets, after all.) Did I mention that you are part of the newest elephant exhibit at the Australia Zoo? Enjoy that lovely cage... and the crocs who are your next-door neighbors.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    @last wish [link]

    i wish for the tiger to be my other neighbour
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted. The giant saber-tooth tiger (who is 3x your size) is your neighbor for about 30 seconds. You, however, quickly become the tastiest meal he's ever had.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted. You were then incapable of sleeping, and quickly became famous. News then reached the goverment, who kipnapped you and took you back to their labs, and extracted some kind of juice for you that would keep the US soldiers awake during their mission.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted with a fatal error in the code which causes the nuke to target your place only.

    I wish for an iPhone that wasn't made by Apple, and Sirri's voice was actually Sam's voice.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted. You get an iPhone that's based on Windows 95. Siri has been replaced by Sam, but the only thing he can say is:

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    000059F8. Your phone will be terminated.
    * Press any key to terminate your phone.
    * Press CTRL+ALT+DEL to restart your phone. You will
    lose any unsaved information in all applications.
    Press any key to continue

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