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Thread: The "Corrupt a wish" game

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    granted, you spend the next 18 months in the hospital after getting your 16 bits kicked the equivalent distance of from earth to mars (at its greatest known distance) by Bowser
    BTW this hospital only uses products made by ACME
    when you get out the princess is dating bower of her own choice
    edit:
    i wish i would quit forgetting to post the wish
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted... You remember to post your wish, but spilled coffee in your keyboard and now it won't work

    I wish for revenge on everyone that's ever crossed me in the past (evil grins).

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    granted but, they all get you back 10 fold, the prank war has begun and yo are the primary target

    i wish i could sleep when i wanted to
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted. You can sleep when you want to. However, you have also lost the ability to wake up...

    I wish for all of the problems in my latest Ubuntu install to magically correct themselves.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted. Shortly afterward, your HDD goes out, and when you reinstall you never figure out how to solve them again.


    I wish for something.
    AMD Athlon II x4 640 - ASUS M4A88T-V EVO/USB3 - 12GB RAM - XFX ATI Radeon HD 5670 1GB w/21.5" Monitor - Assorted HDDs - Mushkin Enhanced Chronos 120Gb SSD - [ArchLinux - Windows 7 - Mac OS X 10.6.8]
    If all else fails, read the instructions.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You get something, but its not what you wanted. When you try to take it back without the receipt, the store manager accuses you of trying to steal it. You spend the next 5 years in prison.

    I wish my graphics card was actually compatible with Ubuntu.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted. Your graphics card is now compatible with Ubuntu 4.10, and *only* Ubuntu 4.10.

    I wish all MS programs would run in Wine as well as they do in Windows.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted, all MS programs do run as well in wine as they do in Windows.... Of course, that's *only* Windows95.

    I wish I could get Conky to display exactly like I want it.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    granted, but it takes you 3 years to pull it off at which point you have a drive failure and loose your theme

    i wish JAVA to die as a browser plugin, for the sake of security

    @Sissy13 that is what i was expecting to get
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted! Java was killed off as a browser plugin. OpenJDK still lives though, and without support from Oracle and the official Java plugin, it's prone to more bugs and issues than Java. Also, hackers now target Flash. muahahahahahahaha

    I wish I can lucid dream, every time.

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