The "Corrupt a wish" game

[Kelvari]

You can now see 5 minutes into the future. But only what's happening in Tuvalu.

I wish that I had a laptop from 5 years in the future.

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

granted you get your old laptop that survived the next 5 years

i wish people had common sense/were not oblivious

[|{urse]

Magically all the sheeple disappear and the world is left with sensible yet hyper-intelligent people, you get hit by a bus.

I wish for anarchy.

[zombifier25]

Granted. You're now wearing a Guy Fawkes mask being chased by a bunch of some nazi-commie hybrid soldiers. Too bad your combat skill is virtually zero.

I wish my car is bada$$ like those in Twisted Metal.

[S2UIRR3L]

You've got the best car ever made, and it becomes twisted metal when a drunk driver does a hit and run to your car while you were sleeping...

I wish to go on a fun and adventurous road trip with my friends again!

[Kelvari]

You end up in Cancun, Mexico with your friends and end up having such a good time that you don't remember what happened in the morning. Your adventure consists of running from the Mexican government and the Mexican mob.

I wish I had a widescreen monitor at work

[zombifier25]

Granted. Your monitor is so wide it stretches accross the room. The resolution remains the same however, so you end up with a very stretched out desktop that just sits there and looks like cat puke.

I wish CSI: Miami wasn't cancelled.

[Kelvari]

CSI:Miami wasn't cancelled. Instead, it spawned a ridiculous set of spin-offs of its own including CSI:Mushroom Kingdom, CSI:Middle Earth, and CSI:Tatooine

I wish that my Playstation 3 was working properly.

[rasmus91]

it now works properly, just not like a ps3 but as a brand new gameboy color.

i wish my gaming computer would never be outdated hardware-wise.

[Kelvari]

Your computer is never outdated hardware-wise, but you're restricted to using software from 15 years ago meaning you lack the drivers to get anything to work at all.

I wish I had $1,000,000.00 (US dollars).