The "Corrupt a wish" game

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

granted

sudo ln -s /dev/urandom /dev/chaos

but you have forgotten your password

i wish for a smaller lol emote for this site

[teward]

granted

sudo ln -s /dev/urandom /dev/chaos

but you have forgotten your password

i wish for a smaller lol emote for this site

You get a smaller emote, but its 1x1 pixel, so you cant see it.

I wish for /dev/null to constantly receive input from /dev/urandom and /dev/chaos.

[robsoles]

Somebody writes you a real simple looking line to pump into BASH but you can never be sure it is working because /dev/null is less a dead end than a void.

BTW: http://n0tablog.wordpress.com/2007/1...n-debian-etch/ (just regarding /dev/chaos fyi)


I wish for five submissions from five novices for exactly what that line would look like.

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

granted,
they are sent email ans they were flaged as spam and you never saw them

i wish for telepathic powers (read minds,psychic communication)

[Metallion]

Your powers are activated by masturbating and only work on people in your direct line of sight. Have fun... you creep!

I have wished this before but I still wish to work on a graphical game engine under John Carmack.

[robsoles]

Apparently you can work on the graphical game engine as much as you like but John isn't going to mount you and would prefer if you stopped sending the underwear and the scented letters

I wish it was Friday already

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

granted the days friday and tuesday switch names
now you have to wait for tuesday to get off work

i wish i knew what that beeping was every time i go to trace it it clams up
**it is not a post beep (unless i can hear my neighbors from over 100ft away and several walls over my loud PSU)

[teward]

granted the days friday and tuesday switch names
now you have to wait for tuesday to get off work

i wish i knew what that beeping was every time i go to trace it it clams up
**it is not a post beep (unless i can hear my neighbors from over 100ft away and several walls over my loud PSU)

You learn that the beeping you are hearing is an indicator saying "There's Carbon Monoxide Here", and you've been breathing Carbon Monoxide the past hour. Time for you to run and call the fire department.

I wish for someone to not grant the next person's wish, long before they even know what it is, even though I already know what they're going to wish for.

[robsoles]

Yet somehow some smart alec makes you regret that...

I wish for Lord of Time to get away with everything they ever try to

[zombifier25]

Granted, one of which includes wedging your pant.

I wish Dollface decided to remove her doll mask instead of keeping it on her face.