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Thread: The "Corrupt a wish" game

  1. #1281
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    May you always find Honesty and return honesty.

    Mens regnum bona possidet.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted. Guess what? It not only installs automatically, it also runs automatically and no mouse and keyboard actions will work.
    I wish for immunity against physical attacks.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted. But your defense against mental attacks is drastically lowered in order to balance your body. Within a day you commit suicide because of all those insults (of course you can't die, so you desperately beg the Reaper to take you to Hell).

    I wish for the Iron Man suit.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You climb into the suit and takeoff, The suit soon realizes that you are not "A millionaire genius playboy" and opens the bomb hatch a 30.000 feet. You drop like a "Boeing Bomb".

    Wish I had a trampoline big enough for that Boeing Bomb to land on!
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You do, a boeing bomb does indeed land on it but shatters on impact and send fragments of "blue potty ice" flying everywhere, you are counted among the casualties.

    I wish I had a pizza.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted, but they put blood on it instead of tomato sauce, and ran out of dough, so they used paper.

    I wish 12.04 wasn't so buggy.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You fall asleep for 6 months and suddenly it isn't.

    I wish I could sleep uninterrupted for 8 hours, just once.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted. You sleep uninterrupted for 8 hours, just once. You never sleep again.

    I wish to have as much energy as a small child.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted. only the genie was a fool and thought you wanted to BE an actual small child, so now you can't reach your computer desk,can't go to work and can't cook!

    I wish for this thread to be killed.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted, along with anyone in it (including you)

    I wish this thread was revived.

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