The "Corrupt a wish" game

[GraeW]

you fall asleep now.. at your desk, at work.. and can't wake up.

I wish migraines were a pleasing feeling

[robsoles]

Migraines start giving people euphoric feelings. In a bizarre twist you stop having them immediately.


I wish to win without anybody else having to lose.

[IWantFroyo]

Then it's impossible for you to truly win.

I wish to frolic about in the blissful mammalian repose (I.e. All fours).

[GraeW]

you turn into a three-toed sloth and the extent of frolicing you do is choosing which branch of the tree to lounge on next.

I wish I could fly

[Harry.k]

You can, in short bursts, at small heights by contracting and expanding your thigh muscles. Oh wait, thats jumping. I wish i had an nvidia gtx 590

[catlover2]

You spend retail prices on a "new" GTX 590 on eBay, but it's DoA and the seller doesn't accept returns.



I wish for an intelligent pen.

[GraeW]

you get an intelligent pen - the smartest pen in the world. But it gains it's intelligence by sapping yours. Next thing you know, you're running for Congress - and winning.

I wish every weekend was a three-day weekend..

[Metallion]

It is. And to compensate every week is a 30 day week.

I wish I could turn all of you into frogs. ^_^

[robsoles]

ribbit. ribbit. (this is the best a frog was going to respond )


I wish I wasn't a frog now.

[GraeW]

you are now a fly... in a world full of frogs..

I wish it were 5 o'clock here now..