Granted: you are abducted by aliens who probe you a few times then put that black oil in your eyes. You and that prick Krycek become allies, while you wait for Mulder and Scully to FINALLY just kiss so they can ease the romantic tension and finally find you and save you from the probing...but they won't kiss, so enjoy the probing.

I wish Gillian Anderson would hook up with me (while in character as Scully...obviously)