Results 1 to 3 of 3

Thread: About Penguins

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Location
    Indiana
    Beans
    82
    Distro
    Ubuntu 12.04 Precise Pangolin

    Talking About Penguins

    Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica .

    Wonder no more ! ! !

    It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.


    The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.


    If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into and buried.



    The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:





    "Freeze a jolly good fellow"

    "Freeze a jolly good fellow."


    "Then they kick him in the ice hole."

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Location
    MA
    Beans
    Hidden!
    Distro
    Ubuntu 10.10 Maverick Meerkat

    Re: About Penguins

    Not before the female penguins stealing the deceased's jewelery.
    The DRUNKS - For Your Inner Drunk

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Apr 2010
    Location
    Behind you
    Beans
    175
    Distro
    Ubuntu 11.10 Oneiric Ocelot

    Re: About Penguins

    will someone separate fact from fiction?
    Ubuntu 12.04 (best thing after 10.04) |Intel Dual Core 2.0GHz|1 Gb DDR2 RAM|Nvidia 8600GM| This PC was bartered for with an iRock from ancient Mesopotamia

Tags for this Thread

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •