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Thread: Stupid things you do in the morning

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    Stupid things you do in the morning

    When you first wake up early after poor sleep or similar, you're probably going to do something stupid eventually.

    Examples from me..

    -Using a MacBook early in the morning for an online class. I use the MacBook for one course for a few reasons. I was constantly clicking the bottom left corner of the screen trying to minimize all windows and show the desktop like on GNOME. It took me a few seconds to realize what I was doing.

    -Making tea in the morning today, I put the teabag in the cup. I then filled up the kettle to boil the water, but as soon as I filled it I dumped the cold water into my cup.

    -Getting up on wrong side of the bed and bumping into the wall.


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    Re: Stupid things you do in the morning

    I literally cannot speak coherent English for the first half-hour after waking up. It's very amusing for everyone else.

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    Re: Stupid things you do in the morning

    "LOL" Using the light switch to shut the water off !!! Iv'e tried this many times.
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    Re: Stupid things you do in the morning

    I come back again and again into my bedroom to check if I really (but really) snoozed the alarm clock ... fearing any minute that it isn't snoozed, and it's going to wake my poor wife
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    Re: Stupid things you do in the morning

    Go to work...
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    Re: Stupid things you do in the morning

    I brush my teeth and then go for the jogging.

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    Re: Stupid things you do in the morning

    Twice now, I have pored my coffee directly from the pot onto the coaster instead of into a mug..

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    Re: Stupid things you do in the morning

    I don't really do anything that silly but on rare occasion i pour away the water inside the electric heater/kettle (sry english not my native language) since i think i heard somewhere that boiling water for 2 times is bad.

    Anyway i pour the water away without refilling and switch on the power and i heard like buzzzz after 3 secs and i quickly switch it off.

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    Re: Stupid things you do in the morning

    One time I woke up early for a trip and actually forgot to pick up my friend who was going with me.

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    Re: Stupid things you do in the morning

    Putting toothpaste on my hair brush.
    Trying to brush my hair with the toothbrush.
    Heading out the door to take the dog out, but forgetting the dog.
    Pouring the coffee into the sugar bowl.
    Asking the dog to start breakfast.
    Trying to leave the bedroom by opening the closet door.
    Forgetting to putt cloths on before taking the dog out. (neighbors liked that one, don't wear anything when I sleep) it' ok they only giggled.
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