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Thread: Ubuntu barks at my cats

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    Re: Ubuntu barks at my cats

    Quote Originally Posted by dragos240 View Post
    Cats are AWESOME! And they should be the rulers of the earth.
    Yes, that's something a cat would say.

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    Re: Ubuntu barks at my cats

    Quote Originally Posted by cammin View Post
    Yes, that's something a cat would say.
    Dragos240 is not a cat, he is a human being. That is all.
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    Re: Ubuntu barks at my cats

    Just tonight before reading this I noticed our kitten sitting next to me, ready to pounce on the window I just moved.

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    Re: Ubuntu barks at my cats

    Quote Originally Posted by dragos240 View Post
    Dragos240 is not a cat, he is a human being. That is all.
    Yes, that's something else cat would say

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    Re: Ubuntu barks at my cats

    I don't have a cat but I got a mouse which can point anything on my computer screen and tell the computer to do things all in my command.

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    Re: Ubuntu barks at my cats

    In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have never forgotten this.

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    Re: Ubuntu barks at my cats

    Quote Originally Posted by Koh Kook Loon View Post
    I don't have a cat but I got a mouse which can point anything on my computer screen and tell the computer to do things all in my command.
    Quote Originally Posted by JDorfler View Post
    I donate cats to the Chinese Restaurant. Or to the crazy cat lady down the street. I sometimes feed them to my dog, after I had my fill of Chinese. Cats are evil and shouldn't be let in the house, thus no problems with them walking over a keyboard.
    "People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life."

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    Re: Ubuntu barks at my cats

    this is why dogs rule
    lap dog rule more
    Someday we'll hit the human carrying capacity. And the band will just play on. -Me

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    Re: Ubuntu barks at my cats

    The cat on the keyboard problem is one most software producers fail to address, so as I like both software and cats here's a simple solution which will keep everyone happy. All one needs is a small script, a conductive keyboard case, brass would look nice I think, and good capacitor. The script initialises the peripheral, the capacitor, whenever the keyboard has been left idle for whatever length of time the user chooses. To disable the capacitor one only has to type “I am not a cat” after which the user can use the computer in the usual way. Should anyone attempt to use the keyboard without the ianac ( I am not a cat ) instruction a small charge, no need to overdo it three or four bev should be ample, is channelled through the case. In this way cats, or any unauthorised user even parrots, are discouraged whilst authorised users can use the pc without hindrance. Also should ones cat mutate into a more intelligent species it will easily be able to circumvent the protection, find other internet using cats via social networking sites, and start a new dynasty to repopulate the world when humans finally destroy themselves. This will matter one day. I note that www.iamnotacat.com has not yet been taken so for anyone looking for a business opportunity this could be it.
    Last edited by houseworkshy; January 12th, 2010 at 01:18 PM.

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    Re: Ubuntu barks at my cats

    Quote Originally Posted by Dayofswords View Post
    this is why dogs rule
    lap dog rule more
    And lap cats rule above all!.

    Is that something a cat would say?.

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