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    Re: Really geeky jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by tica vun View Post
    Why do programmers mix up halloween and christmas?

    Because OCT 31 == DEC 25
    Came to tell that one.

    You bastard

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    Re: Really geeky jokes

    A virus walks into a bar. the bartender says "we don't serve viruses in this bar". The virus replaces the bartender and says "now we do".

    An infectious disease walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve infectious diseases in this bar." the infectious disease says "well you're not a very good host!"

    A room-temperature superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender says "we don't serve superconductors in this bar". The room-temperature superconductor leaves without putting up any resistance.

    Two bacteria walk into a bar. The bartender says "we don't serve bacteria in this bar". The bacteria say "that's okay, we work here. We're staff!"

    A noble gas walks into a bar. the bartender says "we don't serve noble gases in this bar." The noble gas ignored him. The bartender yelled: "Hey YOU! We don't serve noble gases in this bar!" The noble gas did not react.

    A neutrino walks into a bar. The bartender says !we don't serve neutrinos in this bar". The neutrino replies "that's cool, I'm just passing through."

    Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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    The richest man in the world decide to buy a computer. Being the richest man in the world he decided to hire the smartest computer geek on the planet. The smartest computer geek on the planet (place name here) built a super computer that the NSA would die to have. He installed the most powerful and stable OS's in the world. A year after the project started he was done and he had created the ultimate super system.

    The richest man in the world came to claim his toy. The smartest computer geek extolled the virtues of his creation describing the true power it would bring to the richest man in the world.

    The richest man in the world studied the system for some time then asked, "How do I install windows"?

    The smartest computer geek in the world began to vibrate and then vaporized into an explosive spontaneous combustive explosion.

    The richest man in the world looked at the pink mist floating in the air, that was the smartest computer geek in the world, and said, "I guess you weren't windows compatible".


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    Re: Really geeky jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by NightwishFan View Post
    I think you upstaged me... cool,,,
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    Sorry you are incorrect. That is not my joke.

    Invention trumps a random link, I think I would vapourise too if that happened to me. Windows indeed, like it would even run on that hardware.

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    Re: Really geeky jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by NightwishFan View Post
    Sorry you are incorrect. That is not my joke.

    Invention trumps a random link, I think I would vapourise too if that happened to me. Windows indeed, like it would even run on that hardware.
    Yes, but there are two punch lines. The smartest computer geek should have anticipated the windows install question. As with most good things it comes and goes and comes again.
    Last edited by Doctor Mike; April 1st, 2010 at 07:30 PM. Reason: it
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    Re: Really geeky jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by undecim View Post
    I laughed way more than I should have. Nice and subtle.

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