Ban The User Above You.

[Jay Car]

Banned because I once had a dog named Orly.

[julio_cortez]

Banned because you lost that dog in the airport the last time you went to Paris.
And, yes, that's the reason why the airport is named after the dog now.

[sqrooup]

Banned as you have gone barking mad!

[jetsam]

Banned for accusing tone of voice!

[ubunterooster]

Banned for having rain where you are

[jetsam]

Banned for not mentioning if it is raining where you are.

[ubunterooster]

banned cause it's not

[Jay Car]

After much thought and deep introspection, I've decided to become a conscientious objector to banishment, it just seems too harsh and it doesn't feel right to ban any of the nice folks on Ubuntu forums. In fact, I'm quite ashamed of my recent, madly gleeful, banning spree and hope to become a better person in the future...though it will take a lot of time and effort.

By the way, you're banned (I just couldn't help it, I don't know what came over me...I'm such a backslider).

[use a name]

LOL. I can move you around. I can even minimize you, along with the window you're in. Will closing this tab count as a ban? I think so.

[Jay Car]

Considering that I'm barely 5ft tall and weigh around a 100lbs, I'd be grateful if you wouldn't minimize me much more than I already am. However, moving me around sounds fine...I'd like to be in Montana this summer.

By the way (and I'm sure this will hurt me more than it will you) you are banned. Now please go pick on somebody your own size.