"I love Ubuntu" in ALL languages

[ibuclaw]

In obfuscated C

int
main()
{
char        *ptr=       calloc(1, 10000);
            *ptr+=10;
while      (*ptr)
{
  ptr++;    *ptr+=7;
  ptr++;    *ptr+=10;
  ptr++;    *ptr+=3;
  ptr++;  ++*ptr;
  ptr-=4; --*ptr;
}
  ptr++;    *ptr+=3;    putchar(*ptr);
  ptr+=2;   *ptr+=2;    putchar(*ptr);
  ptr-=2;   *ptr+=3;    putchar(*ptr);
  ptr++;    *ptr+=11;   putchar(*ptr);
            *ptr+=7;    putchar(*ptr);
            *ptr-=17;   putchar(*ptr);
  ptr++;                putchar(*ptr);
  ptr-=2;   *ptr+=9;    putchar(*ptr);
  ptr++;    *ptr-=3;    putchar(*ptr);
            *ptr+=19;   putchar(*ptr);
            *ptr-=7;    putchar(*ptr);
            *ptr+=6;    putchar(*ptr);
          ++*ptr;       putchar(*ptr);
  ptr++;  ++*ptr;       putchar(*ptr);
  ptr++;                putchar(*ptr);
}

[Perfect Storm]

In obfuscated C

int
main (void)
{
  char *ptr = calloc (1, 10000);
  *ptr += 10;
  while (*ptr)
    {
      ptr++;
      *ptr += 7;
      ptr++;
      *ptr += 10;
      ptr++;
      *ptr += 3;
      ptr++;
      ++*ptr;
      ptr -= 4;
      --*ptr;
    }
  ptr++;
  *ptr += 3;
  putchar (*ptr);
  ptr += 2;
  *ptr += 2;
  putchar (*ptr);
  ptr -= 2;
  *ptr += 3;
  putchar (*ptr);
  ptr++;
  *ptr += 11;
  putchar (*ptr);
  *ptr += 7;
  putchar (*ptr);
  *ptr -= 17;
  putchar (*ptr);
  ptr++;
  putchar (*ptr);
  ptr -= 2;
  *ptr += 9;
  putchar (*ptr);
  ptr++;
  *ptr -= 3;
  putchar (*ptr);
  *ptr += 19;
  putchar (*ptr);
  *ptr -= 7;
  putchar (*ptr);
  *ptr += 6;
  putchar (*ptr);
  ++*ptr;
  putchar (*ptr);
  ptr++;
  ++*ptr;
  putchar (*ptr);
  ptr++;
  putchar (*ptr);
}

*cough*geek*cough*

[artir]

text=["I","Love","Ubuntu"]

for i in range(0,time.ageoftheuniverse("seconds"):
print text 0]+" "+text[1]+" "+text[2]

[scottuss]

In obfuscated C

int
main (void)
{
  char *ptr = calloc (1, 10000);
  *ptr += 10;
  while (*ptr)
    {
      ptr++; *ptr += 7;
      ptr++; *ptr += 10;
      ptr++; *ptr += 3;
      ptr++;    ++*ptr;
      ptr -= 4; --*ptr;
    }
  ptr++;    *ptr += 3;
  putchar (*ptr);
  ptr += 2; *ptr += 2;
  putchar (*ptr);
  ptr -= 2; *ptr += 3;
  putchar (*ptr);
  ptr++;    *ptr += 11;
  putchar (*ptr);
  *ptr += 7;
  putchar (*ptr);
  *ptr -= 17;
  putchar (*ptr);
  ptr++;
  putchar (*ptr);
  ptr -= 2;
  *ptr += 9;
  putchar (*ptr);
  ptr++;    *ptr -= 3;
  putchar (*ptr);
  *ptr += 19;
  putchar (*ptr);
  *ptr -= 7;
  putchar (*ptr);
  *ptr += 6;
  putchar (*ptr);
  ++*ptr;
  putchar (*ptr);
  ptr++;    ++*ptr;
  putchar (*ptr);
  ptr++;
  putchar (*ptr);
}

Haha I was actually sad enough to copy paste and compile it. Awesome

[Electron]

Spanish

Yo amo a Ubuntu

[scottuss]

In "lol cat"

I loves teh Ubuntus

[eraser95]

In Korean,

나는 우분투를 사랑합니다.

[greatgreatnathan]

in Tamil

Ennakku Ubuntu romba pudikkum (lit. i like ubuntu very much)

in sms lang

luv ubntu

[elliotn]

I'll do it in Swazi


Ngiyabutsandza Ubuntfu



Ubuntfu-ubuntu

[Delever]

Lithuanian:

Myliu Ubuntu