The last place trophy game

[CompyTheInsane]

*Jacks trophy*
Thanks
*Teleports back home*

[audiomick]

*but he forgot to bring the trophy into the teleportation field*
Mine!!!

[Megrimn]

*BOOM*

never sit on mines. because now the trophy belongs to me, as it always has.

[audiomick]

*but he was sadly mistaken: it wasn't a land mine at all. The explosion was someone blasting down a mineshaft and he just fell in*
I recover the trophy and brush the dust off...

[CompyTheInsane]

*Activates mine on trophy*
*Trophy is undamaged*
Trophy mine!

[werecatomega]

the mine activated my trap card!
i now have the trophy, locked it up in a titanium safe guarded by the most dangerous things ever, an encryption with over 9000!!!!! bits. with many copies of the trophy inside that look the same

[takisan]

But I come along and sudo cat your keys, decrypt and remove all force-fields, and look at the molecular structure of the trophy, finding the real one, while you're out eating cake in Paris.

[Megrimn]

while you're out eating cake in Paris.

good times, good times...

[zeroseven0183]

gets the trophy -- AS SIMPLE AS THAT

[werecatomega]

the cake is a lie!
i was actually walking back to my house with the trophy in my hand (the trophies only different by atom's)