Are you a trumpet player?
'On vacation for the week. In Yosemite National Park. A sign on the road said, “Speeding kills bears.” And all I can think is, “Who let them drive in the first place?"' -Stephan Pastis
The /b/tards always flood /x/ to steal our gets and deprive me of my share of creepypasta. this happens on other boards as well.
Also, you broke rules 1 & 2. Stop it.
Also, my trophy.
Also, The Game.