*snatches trophy*
*deactivates and disassembles 25tom's android twin*
*sells parts to buy trophy polish*
*transports 25tom to the restaurant at the end of the universe*
*erases all transporter traces*
*scrambles coordinates*
*polishes trophy*
Frothy Coffee!
*snatches trophy*
*deactivates and disassembles 25tom's android twin*
*sells parts to buy trophy polish*
*transports 25tom to the restaurant at the end of the universe*
*erases all transporter traces*
*scrambles coordinates*
*polishes trophy*
int main() {
User chellrose;
chellrose.insert_clever_signature();
return 0;}
Cookies and cream
Too bad you didn't realize I stole the real trophy and replaced it with a cheap imitation while you were out selling parts to buy polish. Real trophy now securely stored in my safety deposit box.
Last edited by Petro Dawg; May 11th, 2013 at 05:08 AM.
Who's Awesome? You're Awesome.
A Carafe of Ubuntu
I'm enjoying eating chocolate waffles here in the restaurant at the end of the universe. With the trophy.
Skinny Soy Caramel Ubuntu
I just transferred the trophy to my android.
Frothy Coffee!
Darn androids!
*transfers trophy to my lock-box*
*sets up a massive and random electric field which fries the circuits of all the androids (and any other electronic devices)*
int main() {
User chellrose;
chellrose.insert_clever_signature();
return 0;}
Skinny Soy Caramel Ubuntu
The android you transferred the trophy from already got factory-restored. Plus, it's no longer mine!
*Grabs trophy from backup*
Frothy Coffee!
Ah, but my electric field is still there, so the factory-restored android is still useless, as is your backup.
*uses well-grounded superinsulating tongs to pry trophy from Compy's electrified grip*
*melts gold and re-molds trophy to undo electrical damage*
*polishes restored trophy*
int main() {
User chellrose;
chellrose.insert_clever_signature();
return 0;}
Skinny Soy Caramel Ubuntu
*Meows at trophy*
*Trophy becomes magically mine*
Frothy Coffee!
*lures trophy back into my possession with the promise of kitty treats*
Hey, what do you know. There's a sleeping cat inside the trophy.
*gives treats to cat, polishes trophy*
int main() {
User chellrose;
chellrose.insert_clever_signature();
return 0;}
Gee! These Aren't Roasted!
*Catnaps cat and gives her treats and a bowl of milk in my house*
*Puts trophy that somehow followed along on the shelf*
Full time open source software developer. Projects:
Wakame-vdc: Virtual data center. Community: Wakame Users Group
OpenVNet: Virtual networking using OpenFlow
Sinatra-browse: Parameter declaration framework and browsable API for ruby Sinatra.
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