*Puts trophy under my bed*
*throws C4 at said bed*
*Writes on antimatter bomb: "The last resort of kings -- make that, the king (of the hill)"*
*Grabs trophy and writes "YES" on it.*
*Lives under Compy's bed and plays cards for the trophy with the monsters from his childhood*
*has the trophy*
Sorry, dude. Royal flush.
*Grabs the trophy back and deals*