Granted! Overtime no longer exists, workdays simply take 24 hours and every day of the week is a work day. Sleep is counted as a 'break' and contact with family is only allowed if it is company-work...
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Granted! Overtime no longer exists, workdays simply take 24 hours and every day of the week is a work day. Sleep is counted as a 'break' and contact with family is only allowed if it is company-work...
Granted! All deadlines have been lifted. Nobody completes anything anymore.
I wish that I had deadlines so I would comple...
Granted! Sissy's cat eats all the zombies up from the zombie apocalypse. But now the cat is a 200 ton fat rolling ball of fur...with rabies. Run for your lives you all!
I wish the infrasturcture...
Granted! You are so fit that your bodymuscles require you to eat a ton of food for every single movement...literally!
I wish that Chuck Norris becomes president of the USA.
Granted! You make the best city in SimCity 5 ever. It has roads, buildings and what not. Unfortunatly in true EA style the servers crash immediatly afterwards and EA then runs a patch and a forced...
Granted! MetalRob rules the world. After great decisions such as replacing trains by fryingpans on wheels and houses by huge empty soupbowles MetalRob decides to replace all inferior humanoids by...
Granted. Metallion and Robsoles get together...and merge into MetalRob a combination of their worst personalitytraits and skills. Rock on!
I wish for a spacebattle between the empire of Starwars...
Granted! since you diodn't specify exactly what people and when all people now play Bejeweld non-stop. Happy crashing of the world.
I wish everybody has functioning hovercars like in 'The Jetsons'.
Granted! You can play all the time, wealthy enoug means no money and no job. But hell, since play can mean anything you are still happily playing on the street as a hobo.
I wish to own a...
Granted! Life is now exactly like Sokoban. Now move those boxes!
I wish the world was one permanent X-files episode.
Granted! You are a spectator in that game. You have the best seat possible; In the football itself!
I wish for Sheldon of the big bang theory to be the new ruling deity of Earth.
Granted! You get te best electronic cigarette ever. It is so good that it doesn't need a smoker and fights crime during the weekend.
I wish for an icecream with carrot and motoroil flavor.
The faith sound of a trainwistle can be heard in the distance: Wish Granted!
All trains in Tokyo turn into Donkey Kong Minecards. Unfortunatly since one train equals one minecard there is now a...
A friendly but rather odd looking barman enters the door; Wish Granted!
You get Baileys and coffee, its without mugs since you didn't wish for that; Fortunatly you can still lick it from the floor....
A random plumber drops a package off at your adres, then asks to use your toilet; Wish Granted!
You can now control the statue of liberty with a NES advantage controller. Unfortunatly the controller...
The doors of a nearby elevator opens and out of the blinding light of the elevator walks a Namco spokesman who tells you; Wish Granted!
Jin becomes as cool as in Tekken 4, in fact he becomes even...
Trams
A genie appears out of a lamp; your wish is granted!
Unfortunatly due to speech issues the genie thought he heard 'bear' instead of 'beer'. Have a jolly old time with your friends and the bear!
I...
Mystical fog rises up from the ground as your wish is magically granted!!
You have won the international farting contest and as the whole complex is filled with the gasses produced by the contest...
Granted! Eddy Gordo becomes the biggest thing since buttered toast. Unfortunatly Johnny Cage is now unemployed and stalks you wearing nothing more then a newspaper and a sign saying Jesus Saves!´.
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...when you stand with your car in front of a trafficlight and try to figure out the programming of the intersection.
...when you think you can learn how other humans think by figuring out their...
...the count of Sesamestreet only counts between 0 and 1 and you think that those nare all the numbers one really needs.
Arthouse
Granted. From now on each time you step inside an elevator a guy called 'Newton' with the weight of exactly one ton will step inside it with you and make you get stuck in a corner and his sweaty...