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Granted. Good luck getting it out of your chest.

I wish for a teleporter.

Wow, how many kids did you trade for being ninja'd so many times?

I wish that there was a ninja'd counter in this forum.

Granted. Your stove cleans itself with HCl, and spills it everywhere.

I wish for PB fudge and good milk to go with it.

zombifier: Because of my Hard drive setup, I would still have plenty of free space.


Granted. The roadrunner also cooks you.

I wish for more time.

That is all your new brain can do.

I wish for the latest version of 0AD to install itself on my computer.

Granted. However, they do not support networking and have no way to change this besides taking them apart and re-soldering them. Besides this, they are mini-computers the size of a think slice of...

Granted. Now you look like you were the target of S2UIRR3L's corruption.

I wish for standard points.

You are sure it does. So sure, in fact, that you bet your best friend $1,000,000 that it makes sense to me. Result: you end up in debtor's prison.

I wish that I could have thought up a corruption...

Granted. Tomorrow you will be riding in a car with someone who doesn't park properly, and will be hit by a 30 ton rock traveling 50,000 MPH.

I wish I could remember how to do things after becoming...

Since this never really happened, you no longer exist.

I wish that I knew more about the Monty Python series.

Granted. Thanks much for killing off all the Linux Devs.

I wish that everything compiled instantly.

Granted. You now like the flavor of mercury.

I wish for faster internet.

Granted. I have not cat, thus the corruption.

I wish to understand how to write a DE.

Granted. How could you make it so easy for Zombifier to get a weapon?


I wish that I could create awesome graphics for an awesome game idea

Granted, the trolls have stopped posting spam. Now the admins will.

I wish for zombifier25 to lose his immortality.

Granted. Unfortunately, the anything that you can repair is "to my bed". Your second wish is corrupted.

I wish for a good supreme pizza.

Granted. Too bad you don't know that you chose the Malware source.

I wish for a talent of silver.

Granted. Your hands are the payment for the granting of this wish, however.

I wish for a pound of gold.

It fell like a raindrop from above -- and landed firmly on your head. Know of a good surgeon-chiropractor team?

I wish for uncorrupting success.

Granted. You are chomped down by an incredibly hungry rhino.

I wish for someone to post o my game thread :P

Granted. Thus the corruption (of the thread).

I wish for the ability to live on four hours of sleep.

Granted, there is no such thing as a "special modification" in WINE, because every program requires 300 MB of 500KB add-ons, patches, and tweaks. Did I mention that they are all written in different...

Granted. Next week he'll show up to class with a smuggled bazooka.

I wish that devel files were not required to build packages

Granted. Someone takes care of him, and you pay up $100,000 for this service every year.

I wish that I had a real sword.

Metallion: Yes, Python has clear advantages over Ruby. And Python emphasizes simplicity and beauty in code:


python -c "import this"



Not knowing what dawg was, the Universal Corrupter of...