Granted! But you forget all your memories
I wish I could have the biggest book collection in the world!
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Granted! But you forget all your memories
I wish I could have the biggest book collection in the world!
Granted! But what you get instead is a collection of big books.
I wish I knew what to wish for.
Granted, you wished another wish.
I wish he had wished something more interesting.
Granted, but we are all now on the government watchlist.
I wish for the ability to make food appear out of nowhere.
Granted! But the ability is to produce goat food, nothing human-edible.
I wish I could levitate.
Granted. You are able to levitate 700 miles above the Earth. However, you are not able to come down. Enjoy your newfound, if short-lived, astronaut career.
I wish the latest update hadn't broken my graphics setup.
Granted. It corrupts your wireless mouse driver instead.
Sit back and watch pictures then.
I want to live in a smarthouse with a gigabit broadband connection.
You get your house, but it's so smart it traps you and your family (and eventually your friends and neighbours), uses you as a power source then goes to war with the other smart stuff and destroys the earth.
I wish I didn't have to wake up for work in 5 hours
Granted and you have overslept by a few weeks.
I wish the Microsoft Windows update process was hassle free.
Granted, but now it takes twice as long
I wish every ISP offered 10 gigabit up/down service