Banned by um... banned by Avast and their latest FP.
Banned by Microsoft Security Essentials.
Banned by ClamAV
Banned by Sally who sells seashells by the seashore.
Banned, because I thought she sold C shells...
Banned for being here since 2005.
Banned for being an outlaw!
Banned for calling someone an outlaw while holding a gun.
Banned for thinking in black and white.
You're banned for Tux not using a bazooka!