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lukjad
October 2nd, 2008, 01:08 PM
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was bried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not known as a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flakey at times, he was still a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; three children, Jon Dough, Jane Dough, and Dosey Dough; plus they have one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

lisati
October 2nd, 2008, 01:17 PM
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was bried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not known as a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flakey at times, he was still a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; three children, Jon Dough, Jane Dough, and Dosey Dough; plus they have one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

And his late grandfather MouldyOld (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bFGfIAJRvo) is also sadly missed.

lukjad
October 2nd, 2008, 01:23 PM
So sad.