I'm Bored Tonite

[IusedTObeSOMEONEelse]

I love blonde jokes :)

Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes,
charter a double-Decker bus for a weekend trip to Louisiana . The
Brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, and the Blonde team rode
on the top level.

The Brunette team down below really whooped it up, having a great
time, when one of them realized she hadn't heard anything from the
Blondes upstairs. She decided to go up and investigate.

When the Brunette reached the top, she found all the Blondes in fear,
staring straight ahead at the road, clutching the seats in front of
them with white knuckles. The brunette asked, 'What the heck's going
on up here? We're having a great time downstairs!'

One of the Blondes looked up at her, swallowed hard and whispered...
'YEAH, BUT YOU'VE GOT A DRIVER

[ModdTaco]

lol

[chronographer]

ok ok I got one...

These two guys are sitting in a bar and one goes to the other "hey ckeck this out" and says to the barlady "tickle your **** with a feather!" and she says "What!?" and he goes "particularly nasty weather".

His mate thinks its hilarious and is going on about it the whole night... 'tickle your **** with a feather' hehehe! 'particularly nasty weather' he! Heh!.

He gets home and opens up the door and his wife is standing there, says "where have you been" and he goes "stick a feather up your ****!" and she goes "WHAT?!" and he goes "been a **** of a day!"

[IusedTObeSOMEONEelse]

ok ok I got one...

These two guys are sitting in a bar and one goes to the other "hey ckeck this out" and says to the barlady "tickle your **** with a feather!" and she says "What!?" and he goes "particularly nasty weather".

His mate thinks its hilarious and is going on about it the whole night... 'tickle your **** with a feather' hehehe! 'particularly nasty weather' he! Heh!.

He gets home and opens up the door and his wife is standing there, says "where have you been" and he goes "stick a feather up your ****!" and she goes "WHAT?!" and he goes "been a **** of a day!"

? :confused:

[ModdTaco]

I'm lost too.............

[Bodno]

It would have made it funnier if you said "particularly nasty weather"

[Aljazera]

Sounds like chronographer had an acute case of EPIC FAIL.

[Bodno]

Sounds like chronographer had an acute case of EPIC FAIL.

^ ?, WHAT? what chronographer? <- oh nvm i just noticed that lol