What if Paris Hilton used Linux?

[iampriteshdesai]

:popcorn: A thought came to my mind...
What if Paris Hilton used Linux?
The funniest answerer wins?!!?

[Sand & Mercury]

Nothing?

[qazwsx]

Never tried Tinkerbell Linux?
http://www.bbspot.com/News/2006/08/paris-hilton-tinkerbell-linux.html

[VitaLiNux]

Then she'd be one of the hottest geeks to use Linux!:):popcorn:

[szymon_g]

...... than i'd probably skip linux and go to freebsd camp ;p

[SuperSonic4]

"Command line, what command line?"

*goes to get smashed [drunk]*

[Canis familiaris]

The CPU would heat uo considerably...

[ronnielsen1]

Linux is hotter than Britney Spears and Paris Hilton: official (http://www.businessreviewonline.com/os/archives/2008/01/index.html#000639)


http://www.businessreviewonline.com/os/archives/2008/01/linux_is_hotter.html

[tubezninja]

She probably wouldn't even realize she's using linux.

"lin whut? that's hot..."

[lukjad]

I would start to learn computer programming and design a version of linux called "Not To Be Used By Paris Hilton" and block all variations of that name for the username.

[fourthofjuly]

she'll> killall herbodyguards

linux is more secure, more reliable & free...!!!

[fiddledd]

she'll> killall herbodyguards

linux is more secure, more reliable & free...!!!

And better looking.:)

I'll never understand how her name and the word hot can be used in the same sentence.

[clanky]

Paris Hilton probably doesn't use a computer, she has people to do that for her.

[ronnielsen1]

I saw a little bit of an interview where she said "All the money I have I made on my own"

I flipped the channel.

[Half-Left]

Well if she farts it gets in the news or magazines despite her not being anything special, if having a rich dad who happens to own ones of the most well known hotels is anything to go by.

[Eisenwinter]

And better looking.:)

I'll never understand how her name and the word hot can be used in the same sentence.
+1.

Paris Hilton is so not hot.

[wannadumpwindows]

+1.

Paris Hilton is so not hot.

+1

/puke

[Yannick Le Saint kyncani]

What if Paris Hilton used Linux?

Hmm, I think I'd reconsider the LHC safety ...

[vishzilla]

Linux will come in the news for the wrong reasons more often

[smoker]

who cares, anyway, and who is paris hilton?:lolflag:

[lukjad]

+1

[BlackLLama]

What if Paris Hilton used Linux?


it would prove how easy linux is to learn to use

[spoons]

Let's teach paris hilton to be able to turn the PC on before we teach her Linux, kay?

[Half-Left]

Let's teach paris hilton to be able to turn the PC on before we teach her Linux, kay?

LMAO

She would probably say, is that a pony?

[sleepingdragon]

I heard that PH ran into a bit of trouble concerning viruses...

[RedPandaFox]

I heard that PH ran into a bit of trouble concerning viruses...

We still talking bout the computer ones here? :)

I think:

A) it would prove to EVERYONE beyond reasonable dout that Linux must be easy to use
B) She would be using something with Compiz for sure, 'coz "its hot..."
C) Half the Linux community would go to freeBSD
D) Tux will have his name changed to Tinkabell

[DeadSuperHero]

If she used Linux, she'd give us a really bad face.

We'd all be depicted as more dumb than those posts over at Linsux!

[Giant Speck]

If she used Linux, she'd give us a really bad face.

We'd all be depicted as more dumb than those posts over at Linsux!

HEY! Just because every thread ends in a discussion about either cheesecake or Ubuntu causing AIDS does not mean they are dumb!

[RedPandaFox]

HEY! Just because every thread ends in a discussion about either cheesecake or Ubuntu causing AIDS does not mean they are dumb!

Well are they capable of talking?

[littletinman]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! What the heck. Chuckle, PH has people do anything for her on the computer. What the heck would she do with a computer anyways? She has people type for her.

[Slug71]

I dont think she's allowed near a computer after a cell phone got hacked.
Paris Hilton and Linux = Crash course in brain surgery!

[Darkade]

LOL, check this... obviously a joke but really funny
http://www.bbspot.com/News/2006/08/paris-hilton-tinkerbell-linux.html

[K.Mandla]

How do you know she doesn't?

Somehow I think this thread was started just as an excuse to mention Tinkerbell Linux ... again. ...