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lukjad007
September 13th, 2008, 04:48 PM
The name says it all, I have no idea which but am very intrigued as to which species Joeb454 is.

Whiffle
September 13th, 2008, 04:52 PM
From what I can gather, he's a mog (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jkz1i1CNUo4). He's his own best friend!

fiddledd
September 13th, 2008, 04:53 PM
I would need more information before I can make an informed guess.:)

Number of legs would be a good start.

Canis familiaris
September 13th, 2008, 04:59 PM
I think He's an Anthropomorphic (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthropomorphic) Dog (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog)

smartboyathome
September 13th, 2008, 05:06 PM
Maybe he's an animagus? [/bad harry potter humor]

He's a borg dog, maybe. After all, LaRoza's got to have a pet. ;)

Canis familiaris
September 13th, 2008, 05:08 PM
He's a borg dog, maybe. After all, LaRoza's got to have a pet. ;)
d0rg?

lukjad007
September 13th, 2008, 05:10 PM
It would be interesting if he(it) was a d0rg, Kudos to those who could make it

Joeb454
September 13th, 2008, 05:10 PM
Perhaps he's a mixture of both... ;)

I wouldn't like to tell you how much RAM my brain has accessible...

Hopefully that should keep you guessing while I go for walkies

Canis familiaris
September 13th, 2008, 05:12 PM
Perhaps he's a mixture of both... ;)

I wouldn't like to tell you how much RAM my brain has accessible...

Hopefully that should keep you guessing while I go for walkies

R0b0tic d0rg?

fiddledd
September 13th, 2008, 05:12 PM
Perhaps he's a mixture of both... ;)

I wouldn't like to tell you how much RAM my brain has accessible...

Hopefully that should keep you guessing while I go for walkies

That could be a Red Herring, you might be walking your dog.

Joeb454
September 13th, 2008, 05:18 PM
But you have to remember...

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog

Canis familiaris
September 13th, 2008, 05:19 PM
How do Dogs type?

fiddledd
September 13th, 2008, 05:21 PM
How do Dogs type?

With their paws.

Canis familiaris
September 13th, 2008, 05:22 PM
With their paws.
That Explains it.

LaRoza
September 13th, 2008, 05:23 PM
He's a borg dog, maybe. After all, LaRoza's got to have a pet. ;)

QFT. :-)



On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog

That is very true. You could be a female also...

However, I do know where Joeb45 doesn't live (I know that doesn't sound like much, but I know a specific address where he doesn't live).


How do Dogs type?

Slowly.

Joeb454
September 13th, 2008, 05:23 PM
It takes a while to get used to, but when you have robotic claws, it makes things a lot easier...and quicker

fiddledd
September 13th, 2008, 05:25 PM
The difficult part is plugging in the computer while the owner is out of the house. Then switching it all off before they come back.

Canis familiaris
September 13th, 2008, 05:25 PM
And How Do They use Mice?

LaRoza
September 13th, 2008, 05:26 PM
And How Do They use Mice?

They use a tiling window manager and don't have to.

Canis familiaris
September 13th, 2008, 05:28 PM
They use a tiling window manager and don't have to.
wmii?

Joeb454
September 13th, 2008, 05:30 PM
The very same.

As I use a laptop, I can move my hand/paw across the touchpad which works quite well ;)

Canis familiaris
September 13th, 2008, 05:33 PM
So I think we all have the Answer. This Should be marked as Solved. :lol:

smartboyathome
September 13th, 2008, 05:38 PM
Hey, Joeb, is this you? Can't even tell your a d0rg. Clever disguise. ;)

http://pro.corbis.com/images/42-17691844.jpg?size=572&uid=%7BC795BBB7-55F5-467B-8895-DB876EE666C5%7D

Joeb454
September 13th, 2008, 05:39 PM
So I think we all have the Answer. This Should be marked as Solved. :lol:

How do you have the answer. Nobody has told you whether I'm a dog or human ;)

Maybe I had a lightsaber related accident and had a paw attached to my arm, or maybe a hand attached as a paw...

hessiess
September 13th, 2008, 05:40 PM
if you can post on a web forum, then your human.

smartboyathome
September 13th, 2008, 05:42 PM
if you can post on a web forum, then your human.

Not necessarily. Dogs can, too, if they're smart enough. ;)

Canis familiaris
September 13th, 2008, 05:46 PM
Not necessarily. Dogs can, too, if they're smart enough. ;)
Only if they are d0gs.

smartboyathome
September 13th, 2008, 05:47 PM
Only if they are d0gs.

d0rgs, you mean. And it is probably clear that he is probably a d0rg. ;)

Canis familiaris
September 13th, 2008, 05:49 PM
d0rgs, you mean. And it is probably clear that he is probably a d0rg. ;)
d0rgs are d0g + borgs.
d0gs can use PCs but d0rgs have even more powers...

fiddledd
September 13th, 2008, 05:57 PM
Hey, Joeb, is this you? Can't even tell your a d0rg. Clever disguise. ;)

http://pro.corbis.com/images/42-17691844.jpg?size=572&uid=%7BC795BBB7-55F5-467B-8895-DB876EE666C5%7D

That's just silly, everybody knows Joeb454 doesn't have a Webcam.:)

sydbat
September 13th, 2008, 05:58 PM
Maybe, like his master LaRoza, he just assimilates the computer and it does his bidding...

Canis familiaris
September 13th, 2008, 06:00 PM
Maybe, like his master LaRoza, he just assimilates the computer and it does his bidding...
Master or Mistress? (http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=880412)

Joeb454
September 13th, 2008, 06:01 PM
Actually I do, I never use it though.

Mainly because I don't want people knowing I'm a d0rg (note: not d0g)

Joeb454
September 13th, 2008, 06:01 PM
I see no duplicate post here, do you?

Canis familiaris
September 13th, 2008, 06:04 PM
Actually I do, I never use it though.

Mainly because I don't want people knowing I'm a d0rg (note: not d0g)

Actually I do, I never use it though.

Mainly because I don't want people knowing I'm a d0rg (note: not d0g)

Double d0rg post?

schauerlich
September 13th, 2008, 06:05 PM
If he's a dog, wouldn't that make him a son of a bitch?

In that case, +1 for canine.

Canis familiaris
September 13th, 2008, 06:08 PM
If he's a dog, wouldn't that make him a son of a bitch?

In that case, +1 for canine.

s0n I think.

fiddledd
September 13th, 2008, 06:10 PM
If he's a dog, wouldn't that make him a son of a bitch?

In that case, +1 for canine.

Not necessarily, he might have been a test tube puppy.

Artificial Intelligence
September 13th, 2008, 06:15 PM
None of the staff are humans AFAIK. This may come as a shock for some, but it was the best way to deal with such amount of data and traffic that bond to this place.

fiddledd
September 13th, 2008, 06:17 PM
I wonder if there will be an "Artificial Intelligence - Robot or Human" thread soon.:)

Canis familiaris
September 13th, 2008, 06:19 PM
I wonder if there will be an "Artificial Intelligence - Robot or Human" thread soon.:)
No Because We have a definite answer. :)

Canis familiaris
September 13th, 2008, 06:20 PM
I see no duplicate post here, do you?
Pre-Edit Quote FTW!!!

Joeb454
September 13th, 2008, 06:24 PM
I think you just quoted the same post twice

Canis familiaris
September 13th, 2008, 06:25 PM
I think you just quoted the same post twice
They have different IDs. :evil:




Actually I do, I never use it though.

Mainly because I don't want people knowing I'm a d0rg (note: not d0g)

Actually I do, I never use it though.

Mainly because I don't want people knowing I'm a d0rg (note: not d0g)


MUHAHAHAHAHA...........

Joeb454
September 13th, 2008, 06:45 PM
It's fine, I can just delete it

lukjad007
September 13th, 2008, 07:00 PM
Most people know Joeb454 because of his/its good nature and how helpful they are. I only made the post as a joke, I mean no disrespect, I am actually currently using Joeb454's tutorial to try and teach myself how to program, it would not be possible without Joeb454's willingness to help.
I guess I picked to hot a topic :P from what I have red, Joeb454 is alot smarter and more capable than 99% of guys or d0rgs I know. I only wish my d0rg was that smart... and not Windows dependent

Joeb454
September 13th, 2008, 07:32 PM
What tutorial? :confused:

Nice to know I'm not hated by all though.

Nepherte
September 13th, 2008, 07:33 PM
Dog or human? It doesn't matter. Dogs are people too!

Canis familiaris
September 14th, 2008, 03:19 AM
What tutorial? :confused:

Nice to know I'm not hated by all though.

<insert hate here />

lisati
September 14th, 2008, 03:25 AM
From what I can gather, he's a mog (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jkz1i1CNUo4). He's his own best friend!

I thought that a mog(gy) was a cat........:)

Irihapeti
September 14th, 2008, 03:59 AM
I thought that a mog(gy) was a cat........:)

Then joeb454 can't be one, unless he's intimidated by his own kind...
http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=880588 (post 3)

Actually, that might be a good reason for thinking he's some kind of canine...

:) :) :) :) :)

Joeb454
September 14th, 2008, 04:36 PM
Then joeb454 can't be one, unless he's intimidated by his own kind...
http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=880588 (post 3)

Actually, that might be a good reason for thinking he's some kind of canine...

:) :) :) :) :)

HAhahahaaha....I haz ur cheezburgers :p

lukjad007
September 14th, 2008, 04:43 PM
This explains a lot. I scoured the 'net to find some pictures of Joeb454 when he was young and found this. It explains his fear and loathing of cats.

Canis familiaris
September 14th, 2008, 04:48 PM
^
lol

Joeb454
September 14th, 2008, 05:01 PM
I was always bullied by that cat

lukjad007
September 14th, 2008, 05:36 PM
I knew it! :LOL:

Irihapeti
September 14th, 2008, 09:10 PM
Maybe Joeb454's avatar represents a therapist's couch, where he is receiving help for the terrible feline intimidation he experienced... (Please, please don't sue me for 454 thousand dollars worth of fees...)

lukjad007
September 14th, 2008, 09:34 PM
Well, we now know that Joeb454 is not a network admin!

Joeb454
September 15th, 2008, 03:25 AM
:lolflag:

schauerlich
September 15th, 2008, 03:41 AM
:lolflag:

You used lolflag?

b&

loell
September 15th, 2008, 03:50 AM
cousin of snoopy? ;)

-grubby
September 15th, 2008, 03:51 AM
you used lolflag?

B&

+1

lukjad007
September 15th, 2008, 11:18 AM
It's coming for you Joeb454...

loell
September 15th, 2008, 12:42 PM
oh noes! poor Joeb454..

http://i38.tinypic.com/2ibjnno.jpg

Canis familiaris
September 18th, 2008, 03:51 AM
I Joeb454 a Cat now?
http://ubuntuforums.org/member.php?u=373057

smartboyathome
September 18th, 2008, 04:09 AM
I Joeb454 a Cat now?
http://ubuntuforums.org/member.php?u=373057

He just wants you to think he's a cat. Hes just trying to hide from all those cats looking for him. ;)

lukjad007
September 18th, 2008, 10:47 AM
Joeb454's avatar had changed!

billgoldberg
September 18th, 2008, 11:34 AM
At last he has shown his true form.

Pirate kitty!

lukjad007
September 18th, 2008, 11:43 AM
This... is shocking. I don't know how I will live with all this new doubt as to who Joeb454 is...

loell
September 18th, 2008, 01:21 PM
he's not off the hook by revealing his true form , now ninjas will go after him.
http://www.karate4kids.ca/pics/ninja%5B1%5D-web.jpg

billgoldberg
September 18th, 2008, 11:45 PM
he's not off the hook by revealing his true form , now ninjas will go after him.
http://www.karate4kids.ca/pics/ninja%5B1%5D-web.jpg

Not if it depends on this guy.

http://tobasco.ctit.utwente.nl/~teijgele/TLW/Sniper cat.jpg

lukjad007
September 19th, 2008, 12:00 AM
I be seein' why Joeb454 changed his avatar. It was for t' Talk Like a Pirate Day

Irihapeti
September 19th, 2008, 03:33 AM
We be's watching you, Joeb454. Arrrhh.

lukjad007
September 19th, 2008, 11:23 AM
Joeb454 better watch out!
http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii171/Tdarnok/Lolcat.jpg

smartboyathome
October 8th, 2008, 12:46 AM
Joeb's a dorb, LaRoza's a borg. I wonder which staff member is a korg (kitty borg), and has been picking on Joeb. ;)

lukjad007
October 8th, 2008, 12:50 AM
Rocket2DMan?

Joeb454
October 8th, 2008, 12:52 AM
Joeb's a dorb, LaRoza's a borg. I wonder which staff member is a korg (kitty borg), and has been picking on Joeb. ;)

we couldn't possibly tell you who the korg (http://www.korg.com/) is ;)

drubin
October 8th, 2008, 12:55 AM
I would hardly call Joeb454 a Dog but to go as far as calling him Human? That is something I struggle to bring my self to do.

LaRoza
October 8th, 2008, 12:56 AM
Joeb45 has handwriting like a girl (I've seen it). Maybe "he" is a girl.

Joeb454
October 8th, 2008, 12:57 AM
You straight/pointy handwriting, almost as though it was done by........machine :p

drubin
October 8th, 2008, 12:58 AM
Joeb45 has handwriting like a girl (I've seen it). Maybe "he" is a girl.

And maybe you are Human too.... NAH.

Some things just are not possible.

smartboyathome
October 8th, 2008, 12:59 AM
Rocket2DMan?

Of course! Why didn't I think of that before! Now, off to protest Rocket2DMan for torturing Joeb. :twisted:

Joeb454
October 8th, 2008, 01:01 AM
Rocket2DMn got figured out quickly...I think it's the detestable ICHC social group creation that gave him away

Rocket2DMn
October 8th, 2008, 01:03 AM
O hai.

LaRoza
October 8th, 2008, 01:04 AM
You straight/pointy handwriting, almost as though it was done by........machine :p

Yeah, I get that a lot :-)

Joeb454
October 8th, 2008, 01:04 AM
O hai.

Lolrus tells me u steelz his bukkit, Iz here to taek bak

smartboyathome
October 8th, 2008, 01:05 AM
O hai.

Hai, you Joeb torturer. Why u torture themz?

LaRoza
October 8th, 2008, 01:05 AM
O hai.

Shark!

lukjad007
October 8th, 2008, 11:10 AM
Ending speculation, I meant this as a good natured joke to waste some time, I'm sorry if I offended anyone with this thread. I mealy posted this thread in the same way I would for anyone, put it out there on the net, and see who picks it up.
It never mattered either way. Sorry for any trouble and.or heated arguments it sparked.

Canis familiaris
October 8th, 2008, 11:17 AM
When was this solved?
So We all agree Joeb454 is a d0rg?

Rocket2DMn
October 8th, 2008, 11:19 AM
Lol, all in good fun, we like to take cheap shots at eachother whenever possible. Unless you're flat out rude/mean/annoying, you're not likely to offend staff, esp. if you're good natured about it.

Jim!
October 8th, 2008, 11:19 AM
When was this solved?
So We all agree Joeb454 is a d0rg?

Something along those lines... But this thread definitely shouldn't be marked as solved. For all we know Joeb454 could be some form of alien dog, yes, an alien robot dog..............with laser eyes!

lukjad007
October 8th, 2008, 11:21 AM
Oh, all right then. (http://ubuntuforums.org/showpost.php?p=5526382&postcount=31)

Canis familiaris
October 8th, 2008, 11:27 AM
Lol, all in good fun, we like to take cheap shots at eachother whenever possible. Unless you're flat out rude/mean/annoying, you're not likely to offend staff, esp. if you're good natured about it.

/me is a rude guy...
/me insoooolts the mods...
/me is mean
/me is annonying

:twisted:

lukjad007
October 8th, 2008, 11:33 AM
/ \
|
|

/he is stoopid

drubin
October 8th, 2008, 12:59 PM
When was this solved?
So We all agree Joeb454 is a d0rg?

What is up with marking threads as being solved if they arent!!!
I mean the support queries that are solved never get marked. :(

Jim!
October 8th, 2008, 01:25 PM
What is up with marking threads as being solved if they arent!!!
I mean the support queries that are solved never get marked. :(

Maybe it's opposite day?

lukjad007
October 8th, 2008, 01:34 PM
http://ubuntuforums.org/showpost.php?p=5526382&postcount=31
(Hint, hint.)

adamogardner
October 8th, 2008, 02:33 PM
joeb is the brian griffin character from family guy (right?) Whenever I read a post I always use the face they give and put words to it. So when joeb454 posts I hear it as brian's voice. This makes many of you more endearing to me than you really are :) I particularly enjoy reading the posts by stewey griffin(I forget the screen name). As his is the funniest voice of all when he is offering advice on your computer.

lukjad007
October 8th, 2008, 03:32 PM
When I read my A+ Book I hear the voice of the Doctor from Voyager. :)

Joeb454
October 8th, 2008, 04:50 PM
joeb is the brian griffin character from family guy (right?) Whenever I read a post I always use the face they give and put words to it. So when joeb454 posts I hear it as brian's voice. This makes many of you more endearing to me than you really are :) I particularly enjoy reading the posts by stewey griffin(I forget the screen name). As his is the funniest voice of all when he is offering advice on your computer.

ORLY?

There's a peter griffin avatar floating around here somewhere.

I also unmarked this thread as solved, because clearly you don't know whether I am a dog (dorg/d0rg) or not :p

Canis familiaris
October 8th, 2008, 04:53 PM
ORLY?

There's a peter griffin avatar floating around here somewhere.

I also unmarked this thread as solved, because clearly you don't know whether I am a dog (dorg/d0rg) or not :p

d0rg power abuse!!!!11!!!1!!!!!!

lukjad007
October 8th, 2008, 05:14 PM
I beat the mod!

Joeb454
October 8th, 2008, 11:50 PM
/me noms the [SOLVED]

lukjad007
October 8th, 2008, 11:59 PM
HA! [SOLVED]! :p

schauerlich
October 9th, 2008, 12:09 AM
I also unmarked this thread as solved, because clearly you don't know whether I am a dog (dorg/d0rg) or not :p

I tried to skype him but all I got was barking... Or maybe that was just his English accent.

Jim!
October 9th, 2008, 12:18 AM
I beat the mod!

No mod can be beaten!

Joeb454
October 9th, 2008, 11:13 AM
no mod can be beaten!

+1

lukjad007
October 9th, 2008, 11:25 AM
+1
And yet... [SOLVED]

loell
October 9th, 2008, 11:27 AM
No mod can be beaten!

nah, you're just a mod kisser! :twisted:

Canis familiaris
October 9th, 2008, 11:49 AM
No mod can be beaten!

Tells something...
http://ubuntuforums.org/misc.php?do=whoposted&t=520091
http://ubuntuforums.org/misc.php?do=whoposted&t=941280

:evil:

Rocket2DMn
October 9th, 2008, 12:09 PM
Tells something...
http://ubuntuforums.org/misc.php?do=whoposted&t=520091
http://ubuntuforums.org/misc.php?do=whoposted&t=941280

:evil:

Hacks!

I have post #1. I am the Master Bumper.

lukjad007
October 9th, 2008, 12:14 PM
Bah! You are just Dr. Frankenstein, not the monster.

Canis familiaris
October 9th, 2008, 12:21 PM
Hacks!

I have post #1. I am the Master Bumper.

You were not a mod at that time... ;)

Normal Users FTW!

Jim!
October 9th, 2008, 01:16 PM
Normal Users FTW!
Hell Yeah!:D

Joeb454
October 9th, 2008, 01:17 PM
/me bumped the Mod Thread

It's not a fair comparison though, there's > 675,000 members, and 37 Mods

I don't think this is a fair competition at all

Canis familiaris
October 9th, 2008, 01:19 PM
/me bumped the Mod Thread

It's not a fair comparison though, there's > 675,000 members, and 37 Mods

I don't think this is a fair competition at all

/me says again:
Normal Users FTW!
Teams which lose the match always make excuses. ;)

lukjad007
October 9th, 2008, 02:26 PM
/me bumped the Mod Thread

It's not a fair comparison though, there's > 675,000 members, and 37 Mods

I don't think this is a fair competition at all
So you say. But how many of those members are active? That is somewhat less. There are a bunch of banned/SPAM accounts out there and they don't count as members.

bonzodog
October 9th, 2008, 02:42 PM
And hes a Leicester man, like myself!(Yeah, I know, I emigrated....)

Up the Foxes!

Rocket2DMn
October 9th, 2008, 02:57 PM
/me bumped the Mod Thread

It's not a fair comparison though, there's > 675,000 members, and 37 Mods

I don't think this is a fair competition at all

We can take 'em. We have the banhammer

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/9942/banhammerbm8.jpg

Canis familiaris
October 9th, 2008, 03:09 PM
We can take 'em. We have the banhammer

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/9942/banhammerbm8.jpg

Not before...
http://pcmedia.gamespy.com/pc/image/article/566/566212/04gravity440_1100546677.jpg

lukjad007
October 9th, 2008, 03:20 PM
R2D2 Was a regular guy once? You lie.

Joeb454
October 9th, 2008, 04:28 PM
So you say. But how many of those members are active? That is somewhat less. There are a bunch of banned/SPAM accounts out there and they don't count as members.

Ok, so ~63,000 Vs 37

Either way it's just plain not fair :p


And hes a Leicester man, like myself!(Yeah, I know, I emigrated....)

Up the Foxes!

I wish, the Foxes are rubbish!!!