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August 22nd, 2008, 10:51 PM
Colonel John F. Stallman is an highly-trained ex-CIA operative with numerous decorations who has been dedicatedly studying various martial arts for years in a sacred temple located in the Shanghai province. In his free time he is a Linux kernel developer who have contributed numerous scheduling and cryptographic algorithms.

The crisis is here. Now the world is threatened by terrorists, so he have been called by the agency due to his exceptional skills.

He beats the enemy, hacks the systems using his Ubuntu laptop, saves the world and gets the girl.

Big muscles with Ubuntu tattoo! Hell yeah baby!
http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/6279/muscleda3.th.png (http://img99.imageshack.us/my.php?image=muscleda3.png)

High-speed car chases and hot pursuit! Check out the sleek moves!
http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/3213/carchasepu5.th.png (http://img137.imageshack.us/my.php?image=carchasepu5.png)

Shooting down choppers with RPG! Say hello to my little friend!
http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/1993/chopperrt7.th.png (http://img80.imageshack.us/my.php?image=chopperrt7.png)

Jumping down from the ventilation duct using a rope, in a surprise attack!
http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/9889/fromroofcn6.th.png (http://img390.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fromroofcn6.png)

Dodge this! Desert Eagle! **** yeah!
http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/8416/dodgewu0.th.png (http://img228.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dodgewu0.png)

Fire in the hole! Grenades and explosions, baby!
http://img377.imageshack.us/img377/3383/grenadert0.th.png (http://img377.imageshack.us/my.php?image=grenadert0.png)

Ninja style deadly sneaky assassinations. Hang guy with rope.
http://img374.imageshack.us/img374/5724/hangtreett7.th.png (http://img374.imageshack.us/my.php?image=hangtreett7.png)

Using Ubuntu laptop with nmap, hping3 and metasploit framework. 0day exploits baby. Mad hacker skills.
http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/4439/laptopid5.th.png (http://img134.imageshack.us/my.php?image=laptopid5.png)

August 22nd, 2008, 10:52 PM
Satellite laser system hijacked!
http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/92/sateliteqp5.th.png (http://img80.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sateliteqp5.png)

For some unknown reason our hero decides to drop his guns and get into a sword fight with his katana. It gets more exciting that way.
http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/6205/swordfightbu9.th.png (http://img80.imageshack.us/my.php?image=swordfightbu9.png)

Then our hero saves the girl and gets laid. Yeah, baby!
http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/5493/savegirlyp7.th.png (http://img137.imageshack.us/my.php?image=savegirlyp7.png)

If the budget for the CG gets too high, we make it less action, more porno.

Crafty Kisses
August 22nd, 2008, 11:45 PM
This is awesome haha!!

August 23rd, 2008, 04:14 PM

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August 23rd, 2008, 10:48 PM
Learn Blender and make it into a short ;)

August 24th, 2008, 10:21 AM
haha two words:

Earth Shattering

August 25th, 2008, 08:45 PM
Lol, awesome! :)