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August 22nd, 2008, 06:54 PM
I saw this and laughed so hard I think I peed a little. Hope you enjoy:
> >> COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT
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> >> ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
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> >> COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm
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> >> thinking about buying a computer.
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> >> ABBOTT: Mac?
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> >> COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.
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> >> ABBOTT : Your computer?
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> >> COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.
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> >> ABBOTT: Mac?
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> >> COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.
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> >> ABBOTT: What about Windows?
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> >> COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in he re?
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> >> ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?
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> >> COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the
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>windows?
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> >> ABBOTT: Wallpaper.
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> >> COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.
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> >> ABBOTT: Software for Windows?
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> >> COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write
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> >> proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have?
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> >> ABBOTT: Office.
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> >> COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
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> >> ABBOTT: I just did.
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> >> COSTELLO: You just did what?
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> >> ABBOTT: Recommend something.
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> >> COSTELLO: You recommended something?
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> >> ABBOTT: Yes.
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> >> COSTELLO: For my office?
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> >> ABBOTT: Yes
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> >> COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?
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> >> ABBOTT:! Office.
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> >> COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!
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> >> ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Window's.
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> >> COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just
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>say
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> >> I'm sitting at my compu ter and I want to type a proposal. What do
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>I
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> >> need?
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> >> ABBOTT: Word
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> >> COSTELLO: What word?
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> >> ABBOTT: Word in Office.
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> >> COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.
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> >> ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
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> >> COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?
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> >> ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue 'W'.
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> >> COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue 'w' if you
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>don't start with
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> >> some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have
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> >> anything I can track my money with?
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> >> ABBOTT: Money.
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> >> COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?
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> >> ABBOTT: Money.
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> >> COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?
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> >> ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.
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> >> COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?
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> >> ABBOTT: Money.
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> >> COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?
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> >> ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.
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> >> COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
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> >> ABBOTT: One copy.
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> >> COS TELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?
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> >> ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.
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> >> COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?
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> >> ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!
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> >> (A few days later)
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> >> ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
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> >> COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?
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> >> ABBOTT: Click on 'START'
> >> COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT
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> >>
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> >> ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
>
> >>
>
> >> COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm
>
> >> thinking about buying a computer.
>
> >>
>
> >> ABBOTT: Mac?
>
> >>
>
> >> COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.
>
> >>
>
> >> ABBOTT : Your computer?
>
> >>
>
> >> COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.
>
> >>
>
> >> ABBOTT: Mac?
>
> >>
>
> >> COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.
>
> >>
>
> >> ABBOTT: What about Windows?
>
> >>
>
> >> COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in he re?
>
> >>
>
> >> ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?
>
> >>
>
> >> COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the
>
>windows?
>
> >>
>
> >> ABBOTT: Wallpaper.
>
> >>
>
> >> COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.
>
> >>
>
> >> ABBOTT: Software for Windows?
>
> >>
>
> >> COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write
>
> >> proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have?
>
> >>
>
> >> ABBOTT: Office.
>
> >>
>
> >> COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
>
> >>
>
> >> ABBOTT: I just did.
>
> >>
>
> >> COSTELLO: You just did what?
>
> >>
>
> >> ABBOTT: Recommend something.
>
> >>
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> >> COSTELLO: You recommended something?
>
> >>
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> >> ABBOTT: Yes.
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> >>
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> >> COSTELLO: For my office?
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> >>
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> >> ABBOTT: Yes
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> >>
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> >> COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?
>
> >>
>
> >> ABBOTT:! Office.
>
> >>
>
> >> COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!
>
> >>
>
> >> ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Window's.
>
> >>
>
> >> COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just
>
>say
>
>
> >> I'm sitting at my compu ter and I want to type a proposal. What do
>
>I
>
>
> >> need?
>
> >>
>
> >> ABBOTT: Word
>
> >>
>
> >> COSTELLO: What word?
>
> >>
>
> >> ABBOTT: Word in Office.
>
> >>
>
> >> COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.
>
> >>
>
> >> ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
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> >>
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> >> COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?
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> >>
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> >> ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue 'W'.
>
> >>
>
> >> COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue 'w' if you
>
>don't start with
>
> >> some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have
>
> >> anything I can track my money with?
>
> >>
>
> >> ABBOTT: Money.
>
> >>
>
> >> COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?
>
> >>
>
> >> ABBOTT: Money.
>
> >>
>
> >> COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?
>
> >>
>
> >> ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.
>
> >>
>
> >> COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?
>
> >>
>
> >> ABBOTT: Money.
>
> >>
>
> >> COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?
>
> >>
>
> >> ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.
>
> >>
>
> >> COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
>
> >>
>
> >> ABBOTT: One copy.
>
> >>
>
> >> COS TELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?
>
> >>
>
> >> ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.
>
> >>
>
> >> COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?
>
> >>
>
> >> ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!
>
> >>
>
> >> (A few days later)
>
> >>
>
> >> ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
>
> >>
>
> >> COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?
>
> >>
>
> >> ABBOTT: Click on 'START'