"hole in the bucket" logic

[MaxIBoy]

You've probably already heard of "There's a Hole In the Bucket" but if not, here's a link:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hole_in_the_bucket


I'd like to challenge everyone to come up with a similar line of reasoning. Here's mine:

I can't reach my beer, dear Liza, dear Liza, I can't reach my beer, dear Liza, my beer.
Then get up dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry, then get up dear Henry, dear henry, get up.
I have a headache, dear Liza, dear Liza, I have a headache dear Liza, headache.
Then soothe it dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry, then soothe it dear Henry, dear Henry, soothe it.
With what shall I soothe it dear Liza, dear Liza, with what shall I soothe it dear Liza, with what?
With beer, dear-- I think you see where this is going.