MasterXandrex
August 4th, 2008, 11:58 PM
Ok, so this has nothing to do with technology, but I thought you all might get a chuckle out of it.
So, I was at work (I'm a student developer -- still in college) and I took my lunch break around 2:30. I had to run to the bank, so I was off.
After I had visited the bank... a twenty minute process... anyway, I drove down the street, past the police station and a cop pulled out behind me. As I approached the light and the end of the block, I looked up and it turned from green to yellow. As I was already up to it, I went through. The cop followed (running the light) and pulled me over. The following is a verbatim transcript as I remember it.
Me {as the cop walks up}: What did I do?
Cop: You went through the red light.
Me: I looked up when I went under it, it had just turned yellow.
Cop: Well... it was almost red.
Me: {Stare blankly at the cop}
Cop: {Returns blank stare}
Me {Confused}:Um... Almost doesn't count...?
Cop: {Eyes wide in deathly stare at me}
Cop: Well... you can go.
The cop then pulled past me and drove away, even though he had to go around me on a one-way residential road.
Can anyone, for the love of god, tell me what that was about???
I laughed until I couldn't breathe.
Hope you enjoyed it as much as I,
Xan
So, I was at work (I'm a student developer -- still in college) and I took my lunch break around 2:30. I had to run to the bank, so I was off.
After I had visited the bank... a twenty minute process... anyway, I drove down the street, past the police station and a cop pulled out behind me. As I approached the light and the end of the block, I looked up and it turned from green to yellow. As I was already up to it, I went through. The cop followed (running the light) and pulled me over. The following is a verbatim transcript as I remember it.
Me {as the cop walks up}: What did I do?
Cop: You went through the red light.
Me: I looked up when I went under it, it had just turned yellow.
Cop: Well... it was almost red.
Me: {Stare blankly at the cop}
Cop: {Returns blank stare}
Me {Confused}:Um... Almost doesn't count...?
Cop: {Eyes wide in deathly stare at me}
Cop: Well... you can go.
The cop then pulled past me and drove away, even though he had to go around me on a one-way residential road.
Can anyone, for the love of god, tell me what that was about???
I laughed until I couldn't breathe.
Hope you enjoyed it as much as I,
Xan