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WalmartSniperLX
July 11th, 2008, 07:07 AM
Throughout the day I have been installing and uninstalling different distros. I have been messing with slackware for a while and JUST got it reinstalled.

The interesting thing about slackware is that when you open the shell in a terminal emulator, it lists a random quote at the top. Usually these quotes are followed with a name of the person who said it.

This time the quote said:

"Psychics will soon lead dogs to your body."

It had no signature either.

Well I just happen to have 2 dogs downstairs. They are blocked by small fences that prevent them from exploring half of the house. I'm upstairs (the stairs are on the other side of the fences) and they simply have never gotten thru the gates to get upstairs.

Well after appx 5 minutes of working in the terminal I hear sniffling around the corner of the staircase. Soon enough, my little white dog Rusty peeks around and joins me. Startled, I scrolled up in konsol and re-read the quote. At that point, I heard my other dog, Bear, walking heavily up the staircase. He too walked around the corner and joined me at the computer desk.

Is it just me... or is slackware/bash controlling me.

Haha. Im a realist but seriously... WTF! :lolflag:

RiceMonster
July 11th, 2008, 07:10 AM
Ahaha, that's pretty funny. Speaking of which, here's the fortune I just got:

$ fortune
All work and no pay makes a housewife.

lisati
July 11th, 2008, 07:10 AM
Reality with a spooky twist!

Le-Froid
July 11th, 2008, 07:13 AM
Kind of...creepy.

I just got this fortune:


$ fortune
Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to assure everyone that everything possible is being
done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.

lisati
July 11th, 2008, 07:19 AM
Kind of...creepy.

I just got this fortune:


$ fortune
Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to assure everyone that everything possible is being
done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.

Q. How many pschologists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A.One, but only if it wants to change.

WalmartSniperLX
July 11th, 2008, 07:20 AM
hahaha It didn't occur to me how random and strange fortune can be. I think Im going to stop it from running when I open the terminal. :KS

Motoxrdude
July 11th, 2008, 08:29 AM
LOL

fortune
Q: What is the difference between a duck?
A: One leg is both the same.

steveneddy
July 11th, 2008, 08:41 AM
But - where are the psychics?