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beercz
June 25th, 2008, 09:54 AM
In my office we have a lot of friendly banter, where joke insults are banded about.

Here's one I heard recently which made me laugh:

"May 10,000 worms infest your anus!"

Have any of my fellow ubuntu users got any others? Keep them clean and decent, and aimed at no one in particular.

starcannon
June 25th, 2008, 09:56 AM
In my office we have a lot of friendly banter, where joke insults are banded about.

Here's one I heard recently which made me laugh:

"May 10,000 worms infest your anus!"

Have any of my fellow ubuntu users got any others? Keep them clean and decent, and aimed at no one in particular.

LOL...

I have quite a few, but sadly they only work on the cusp, and are often one shot wonders from the demented mind of yours truely; that said, I'm not sure if it can get much more clean or decent than anal dwelling maggots lol

beercz
June 25th, 2008, 09:59 AM
Another one:

"You are about as much use as an ash tray on a motorbike!"

I have a few more which I will save for later :-)

beercz
June 28th, 2008, 11:45 PM
OK here's another one to bumb the thread!

"You are about as much use as a one legged man in an bum kicking contest!"

Come fellow ubuntuers, I need some ammunition for the office!!

LaRoza
June 28th, 2008, 11:58 PM
OK here's another one to bumb the thread!

"You are about as much use as a one legged man in an bum kicking contest!"

Come fellow ubuntuers, I need some ammunition for the office!!

You've a face like a million dollars
All green and wrinkled

http://www.insults.net/html/

|{urse
June 29th, 2008, 12:01 AM
lol.. Larosa, you're about as cool a peg-leg with a kickstand

and rofl, i like that shirt, do they make it for men too?

LaRoza
June 29th, 2008, 12:01 AM
lol.. Larosa, you're about as cool a peg-leg with a kickstand

I could think of something insulting...or I could ignore you for not being able to spell my name.

LaRoza
June 29th, 2008, 12:02 AM
and rofl, i like that shirt, do they make it for men too?

Depends on how big your ***** are ;)

|{urse
June 29th, 2008, 12:11 AM
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LaRoza
June 29th, 2008, 12:32 AM
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bulgarian insult

Please remove that. I know what it means (bet you didn't think that) and it is very inappropriate for the forums, and even worse to say that to someone.

|{urse
June 29th, 2008, 12:34 AM
youre right, sorry. It wasn't directed at anyone. The worms in your anus one from the OP is better though.

sweeneytodd
June 29th, 2008, 06:27 AM
u're as much use as **** on a bull

laffinet
June 30th, 2008, 02:13 AM
You're as ugly as a pitbull licking **** off a nettle

flytripper
June 30th, 2008, 02:17 AM
there are 2 types of people here... steers n' queers... you dont look like much of a cowboy do you...

flytripper
June 30th, 2008, 02:19 AM
your about as useful as a handbrake on a canoe

Ptero-4
June 30th, 2008, 05:59 AM
You're as useful as an air conditioner in a room with open windows.

stinger30au
June 30th, 2008, 07:16 AM
your as ugly as a hat full of monkeys bums

beercz
June 30th, 2008, 02:15 PM
You're as much use as a parachute on a submarine.

Riffer
June 30th, 2008, 02:22 PM
So you think you're witty, well at least you're half right.

Riffer
June 30th, 2008, 02:23 PM
Please stop, you'll hurt yourself.

guildofghostwriters
June 30th, 2008, 03:29 PM
As much use as a chocolate fireguard/chocolate kettle.

beercz
June 30th, 2008, 04:44 PM
Put your heads together and make a wooden hut

beercz
June 30th, 2008, 04:44 PM
Your face has so many wrinkles you can screw a hat on.

flytripper
July 1st, 2008, 02:21 AM
You could be the only two legged man in an **** kicking contest and still loose!

misterhead
July 16th, 2008, 03:30 PM
Your face could make a train take a dirt road.