Add-a-Sentence!

[UnWarierMage224]

Very simple. Add a phrase or a sentence to develop the story, feel free to add any details, whatever you wish, but leave the end of it open-ended so the next person to add can do so. Let's see where we end up!

With that in mind,

I opened a door...

[Zip247]

and stepped into the night

[Redrazor39]

Then, I saw large, hairy, slimy, delicious werewolves.

[steveneddy]

Then, I saw large, hairy, slimy, delicious werewolves.

Delicious?

I shat my pants.

[Tomatz]

Then the one armed, buck toothed, billiard playing rabbi tooth fairy said...

[Erwin]

.

[y6FgBn)~v]

and then he turned towards the mysterious patron, sitting at the table in the back corner, his voice still trembling as he spoke...

[UnWarierMage224]

"Oh my...

[Erwin]

.

[Bubba64]

and the mysterious patron said "Oy that no mazza ball and by the way Vemen's papirossn roykherstu?" [What brand of cigarettes do you smoke?]

[Tomatz]

With a puzzled expression the one armed, buck toothed, billiard playing rabbi tooth fairy said "i cant speak Eskimo the only languages i know are visual basic and .net". Then he wept...

[Bubba64]

With a puzzled expression the one armed, buck toothed, billiard playing rabbi tooth fairy said "i cant speak Eskimo the only languages i know are visual basic and .net". Then he wept...

And the stranger said "thats not Eskimo it's Yiddish" you schmuck---

[Tomatz]

And the stranger said "thats not Eskimo it's Yiddish" you schmuck---

Startled at the audacity of the stranger the one armed, buck toothed, billiard playing rabbi tooth fairy said "its all Dutch to me"

[Bubba64]

Startled at the audacity of the stranger the one armed, buck toothed, billiard playing rabbi tooth fairy said "its all Dutch to me"

Realizing his social phopa the stranger said "I feel veclempt" and proclaimed "talk amongst yourselves".

[Erwin]

.

[UnWarierMage224]

and with those words, he pulled out his gigantic "send-to-hell"-zapper, brandished it menacingly and...

[Tomatz]

and with those words, he pulled out his gigantic "send-to-hell"-zapper, brandished it menacingly and...

With it he simultaneously read the quantum state of every atom in the universe, causing them to cease to exist.


THE END


Or is it....

[sweeneytodd]

including himself, motionless the universe was, transparent to the naked eye, apart from

[roderick]

a man... floating - frozen, stuck in fact, to a port-a-pottie drifting through space and time.

[Tomatz]

a man... floating - frozen, stuck in fact, to a port-a-pottie drifting through space and time.


Then suddenly, a voice boomed through the darkness. it was the voice of God, Linus Torvalds. In an angelic tone Lord Linus said...

[starcannon]

Then suddenly, a voice boomed through the darkness. it was the voice of God, Linus Torvalds. In an angelic tone Lord Linus said...

I see London I see France I see that schmucks underpants, and then he laughed out loud at...

[Bubba64]

I see London I see France I see that schmucks underpants, and then he laughed out loud at...

Bill Gates and Steven Ballmer with a **** eating grin----

[sweeneytodd]

god then raised his hand and with an almighty thud

[Fenris_rising]

"DAMN!" he said, "That hurt". He continued, massaging his bruised knuckles, and eyeing the offending MFI shelving unit...

[sweeneytodd]

damn, damn, damn, holy blood drips into the vast openness of the transparent universe and...

[Tomatz]

damn, damn, damn, holy blood drips into the vast openness of the transparent universe and...

The blood starts to condense into a vast primordial soup. God Linus said "THANK GOD.. ERRR ME! FOR MFI AND THEIR LETHALLY SHARP CORNERS"...

[R_T_H]

And they all lived happily ever after...

[KingTermite]

And they all lived happily ever after...
For about two weeks anyway; It was then that God Linux took the form of a mortal, a man named Drew Carey, and came to Earth to view creation first hand.

[starcannon]

For about two weeks anyway; It was then that God Linux took the form of a mortal, a man named Drew Carey, and came to Earth to view creation first hand.

And he saw that there was no pool table or beer in his backyard, so he went to wal-mart and said "Let there be pool, let there be beer" paid the clerk, and there was pool and there was beer and it was good.

[UnWarierMage224]

And, giddy and lost in the throes of drunken bacchanalia, he invited everyone else to the party, to which someone brought

[sweeneytodd]

a parrot named aldolf, whom only knew five words that insulted all that met him, they were

[ray bot]

"Say, aren't you Steve Ballmer?"

[sweeneytodd]

ironically the first person he met was steve ballmer, this was very disturbing for him as it was the first time he had taken l.s.d., the parrot gave him the side-on look and poked his tongue out and giggled to himself, what the

[Tomatz]

ironically the first person he met was steve ballmer, this was very disturbing for him as it was the first time he had taken l.s.d., the parrot gave him the side-on look and poked his tongue out and giggled to himself, what the



"Developers, Developers DEVELOPERS!" screamed ballmer as he danced about like a crazed simian.

[sweeneytodd]

head in hands, as large as the world itself steve ballmer found himself sitting outside the hospital

[Bubba64]

When the Doctor with a hook and a purple Mohawk gave Steve a injection of truth serum in his booty and in a sinister tone said "whats the code Steve"-----------

[sweeneytodd]

steve glazed over the doctor and for the first time in his life he spoke about the code, we'll doc, it goes something like this....

[jaithehulk]

"# include<> main()" blurted out steve and dropped dead...And sadly steve was the last of the secret society who knew the CODE...

[Quintin Riis]

Dan Brown releases his new book, "The Jobs Code", which becomes a New York Times Bestseller two weeks later..

[myusername]

only to find out that nobody actually bought the book. he just bought a whole bunch to make it seem like a best seller. when asked about this he simply replied...

[x1a4]

..."Well, pinch my nipples and send me to Alaska. How'd you find out?" Then he added, "never mind." while picking up a blow torch...

[starcannon]

This'll heat things up, but shouldn't we move your dog first?


..."Well, pinch my nipples and send me to Alaska. How'd you find out?" Then he added, "never mind." while picking up a blow torch...

[Tomatz]

This'll heat things up, but shouldn't we move your dog first?

Nah I'm a bit peckish anyway. Do you have your carving knife?

[sweeneytodd]

sam, the dash hound, picks up on whats going on, two men glaring at you with a blow torch, dribbling, isn't i pleasant sight, he

[AlexBellisBrown]

suddenly cocked his leg and began to pee.... the urine trickled into....

[Tomatz]

suddenly cocked his leg and began to pee.... the urine trickled into....

...a duckbill platypus which sprouted wings and flew to lala land to graze on oysters. Then as the dog screamed....

[sweeneytodd]

as the blow torch

[Achetar]

bore down on it and the poor pooch entered that big firepit in the ground. The two men gorged themselves.

[x1a4]

... on the fish they caught earlier.

[sweeneytodd]

the dog and some veggies, finally a meal fit for a king. night fell and as the two men slept, sam in ghost form

[starcannon]

Later one of the men wakes up for a midnight snack of cold dog and relish; then noticing the ghost of sam...

[Tomatz]

Later one of the men wakes up for a midnight snack of cold dog and relish; then noticing the ghost of sam...


...osa. Yes the ghost of a curry samosa.

[Bubba64]

...osa. Yes the ghost of a curry samosa.

as the man ate he said mmmmmmmmm curry samosa....

[sweeneytodd]

chapter 2.

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