A random joke, from comedy central

[barbedsaber]

Two goldfish were in their tank.
One turns to the other and says,
"You man the guns, I'll drive."

[fktt]

ah god dammit, one of my lungs just started hurting just before i clicked on this tab,
guess it can see the future because as i started laughing it would hurt even more. :p

[Kingsley]

Why, that's preposterous! Goldfish can't operate tanks!