Best Signatures

[runemaste644]

C:\> WIN
Bad command or filename.
C:\> LOSE
Loading Microsoft Windows...

[spupy]

make install - nor war!

I admit I stole it from someone on slashdot.

[hyper_ch]

mine ^^

[schauerlich]

C:\> If you're happy and you know it, Syntax error!
Syntax error
C:\> If you're happy and you know it, Syntax error!
Syntax error
C:\> If you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it, if you're happy and you know it, Syntax error!
Syntax error

[elmer_42]

C:\> If you're happy and you know it, Syntax error!
Syntax error
C:\> If you're happy and you know it, Syntax error!
Syntax error
C:\> If you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it, if you're happy and you know it, Syntax error!
Syntax error
I saw a picture of that a few days ago.

[sharks]

In a world without walls and fences, who needs windows and gates?

Why let Microsoft give you Windows while Linux can give you a house.

Take the gates off his hinges and break the windows AND
if you search carefully in bill gates basement you will find an imac running ubuntu.
Avoid the Gates of Hell. Use Linux.


if you say "sum1 hlp me plz" because its shorter and easier to type, I'll say "no" because its shorter and easier to type than "yes"


Windows XP - Excellent computer virus detector.
Windows Vista - Most bloat for the money.


what is beautiful is not always good, but what is good is always beautiful!

When I'm right no one remembers....When I'm wrong no one forgets....

I am an experimenter, give me the most stable OS and I can make it unstable in a few hours.

[spupy]

The day Microsoft makes a product that doesn't suck, is the day they make a vacuum cleaner.

[Tim Sharitt]

A computer without windows is like a dog without bricks tied to its head.

[alexsabree]

In a world without walls and fences, who needs windows and gates?

Why let Microsoft give you Windows while Linux can give you a house.

Take the gates off his hinges and break the windows AND
if you search carefully in bill gates basement you will find an imac running ubuntu.
Avoid the Gates of Hell. Use Linux.


if you say "sum1 hlp me plz" because its shorter and easier to type, I'll say "no" because its shorter and easier to type than "yes"


Windows XP - Excellent computer virus detector.
Windows Vista - Most bloat for the money.


what is beautiful is not always good, but what is good is always beautiful!

When I'm right no one remembers....When I'm wrong no one forgets....

I am an experimenter, give me the most stable OS and I can make it unstable in a few hours.

Best sig.. ever

and yet so true :)

[AOZ]

made it myself :)

[Christmas]

I liked one with 'Kitty'. It was something like:


_/|__|\_
(=*-*=)
("")_("")
This is Kitty. Put Kitty in your signature and help her win the war against all bunnies!
I think it was somebody on this forum, but can't remember the exact username.

[sstusick]

The day Microsoft makes a product that doesn't suck, is the day they make a vacuum cleaner.:lolflag::lolflag::lolflag:

[Christmas]

ROFL

Or this one:

Most people shout **** when they lose control of their car. But I say "Hold my beer and watch this".
Posted by waterproof on Romanian Ubuntu Forums.

[beercz]

It has to be mine :D

[beercz]

I also like:

Computers are like air conditioning, open windows and it doesn't work

[RumorsOfWar]

"eschew vernacular obfuscation"

Yes, its english - 'please stop using words to confuse the issue.'