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egwest
April 10th, 2008, 11:51 PM
"They say if you play a Microsoft CD backwards you can hear satanic messages ..... but that's nothing, if you play it forward it will really scare you, and install Windows"


Eric

bilal.17
April 10th, 2008, 11:52 PM
lol not bad

Chet Hagerbaumer
April 10th, 2008, 11:53 PM
Windows by itself is a joke.

akiratheoni
April 11th, 2008, 12:01 AM
Kind old but always a great joke :)

elmer_42
April 11th, 2008, 12:10 AM
I am pretty sure I've heard that one before.

egwest
April 11th, 2008, 12:17 AM
A joke is only old, if you have heard it before, besides, sometimes the oldest ones are still the best ones!

chajuram
April 11th, 2008, 12:20 AM
?

days_of_ruin
April 11th, 2008, 12:56 AM
"Failure is not an option, its included with windows.

NightwishFan
April 11th, 2008, 12:58 AM
"Failure is not an option, its included with windows.

That one was good too. :)

egwest
April 11th, 2008, 04:02 AM
"Failure is not an option, its included with windows.

I like that one to! Thanks!

aimran
April 11th, 2008, 04:10 AM
I am pretty sure I've heard that one before.

It's this guy's sig: http://ubuntuforums.org/member.php?u=58061

elmer_42
April 11th, 2008, 04:38 AM
That, too, I guess. But I think I have heard that elsewhere.

egwest
April 11th, 2008, 05:11 AM
It's this guy's sig: http://ubuntuforums.org/member.php?u=58061

It has been around for awhile, first time I read it was a couple of days ago, a family member sent me an email with some jokes, and the variation of the joke I posted earlier was one of them.

Look around long enough, and you can always find several versions of the same joke, Still funny to read though!

kidux
April 11th, 2008, 07:10 AM
"It's not a bug, it's a feature!"

buried
April 11th, 2008, 07:19 AM
Computers are like air conditioners, they stop working properly if you open Windows.

barbedsaber
April 11th, 2008, 07:39 AM
Computers are like air conditioners, they stop working properly if you open Windows.

My ... avatar ...

ok, have you ever noticed how fast windows runs ... me neither

Linux, because a computer is a terrible thing to waste.

use the right tool for the job
unix for servers
macs for graphics
palm for portability
windows for solitare.

I cant think of any others right now.

mkendall
April 11th, 2008, 08:06 AM
Q. How many Microsoft developers does it take to change a light bulb?

A. That's a hardware issue.

popch
April 11th, 2008, 08:23 AM
Re: A small joke for you all....

That might be but a small joke for one man but a huge joke on mankind.

swoll1980
April 11th, 2008, 08:27 AM
Whats the difference between Blue Hippo and the Apple Store?
People that shop at Blue Hippo know there getting screwed

SupaSonic
April 11th, 2008, 09:54 AM
"It's not a bug, it's a feature!"

http://maluga.com.pl/wp-content/uploads/bug-feature.jpg

bigbrovar
April 11th, 2008, 03:21 PM
It's this guy's sig: http://ubuntuforums.org/member.php?u=58061

heys its also my sig .. well sort of