I'm afraid of KingBahamut.

[zerhacke]

That dude is scary with his linux knowledge. Dont eat me KB!

[XDevHald]

That dude is scary with his linux knowledge. Dont eat me KB!
What knowledge does he have that scares you? This I need to know ;)

[kassetra]

That dude is scary with his linux knowledge. Dont eat me KB!
KingBahamut can really whip the llama's ass when it comes to Linux knowledge, but he would never eat you. :)

He's much too giving to eat anyone. He'd rather share all he knows.

[kassetra]

What knowledge does he have that scares you? This I need to know ;)

He is skilled in the ways of wrangling bash. He can cut to the quick in vi with one hand tied behind his back. He commands grep to do his bidding.

This is the knowledge he possesses - for he is a mage of Linux. :)

(And a good sport. Kinda fun to tease a bit.)

[majikstreet]

That dude is scary with his linux knowledge. Dont eat me KB!
if he tries to eat you, let me know.

i'll eat his mother.

[kassetra]

if he tries to eat you, let me know.

i'll eat his mother.

Hey now. I don't want to see that kind of talk please.

[majikstreet]

Hey now. I don't want to see that kind of talk please.
I didn't really mean it... I guess you can't convey your tone of voice over internet forums can you?

[BWF89]

I didn't really mean it... I guess you can't convey your tone of voice over internet forums can you?
Emoticons. :) :mad: :p ;) :( :D

[kassetra]

I didn't really mean it... I guess you can't convey your tone of voice over internet forums can you?

Not well, no. I'm sure I don't need to tell you what happens when things are not communicated well over the internet. :p

[MetalMusicAddict]

I LOVE YOU KingBahamut! ;) Honestly though I love his non-linux posts the most. Rock on KB. \m/

[KingBahamut]

I have fans.....?

This is news to me.
Just tryin to do mah job.

And usually when im done, I head to the pub for my usual pint, and forget it all.
=)

[MetalMusicAddict]

You should be in charge of news or something. I like alot of the news/interesting links you post. ;)

[majikstreet]

Not well, no. I'm sure I don't need to tell you what happens when things are not communicated well over the internet. :p
I guess that's why people use <sarcastic> </sarcastic>

[KingBahamut]

Nah....I just post stuff to keep users informed. Heck, Im a user, I want to be informed.

I guess it wouldnt hurt if others were too.

[DJ_Max]

I have fans.....?

This is news to me.
Just tryin to do mah job.

And usually when im done, I head to the pub for my usual pint, and forget it all.
=)
LOL, that's probably why you didn't know you had fans.

[23meg]

I'm not at all afraid of the forum staff. They're the least scary authority I've ever seen.

[kassetra]

I'm not at all afraid of the forum staff. They're the least scary authority I've ever seen.

... If I wear a scary mask, would that help?

Oooh ooh, I could wear my halloween cat costume! That would make me scarier!

:twisted:

[KingBahamut]

*Trying to figure out how he's scary*

[DJ_Max]

... If I wear a scary mask, would that help?

Oooh ooh, I could wear my halloween cat costume! That would make me scarier!

:twisted:
Well, for starters you should change your avatar, as, currently, it doesn't give me the she's scary impression, but rather, she's cute and lovable impression.


*Trying to figure out how he's scary*
For one, in Arabic Mythology, Bahamut is a huge fish that lives in the sea, now I find that pretty scary.

[darkmatter]

Bahamut is a huge fish that lives in the sea, now I find that pretty scary.

Where's the tartar sauce when you need it?

[DJ_Max]

Where's the tartar sauce when you need it?
heh, you would need a lot, not to mention, he's so big that human eyes cannot see him in whole, if I'm not mistaken, his owner (the one who control and rides him) is a bull with four thousand eyes, ears & feet, and would take hundreds of years to go from one ear to the other.

Also, if you kill Bahamut, you would theory destroy earth, as well as mess with hell and heaven.

[darkmatter]

Yep. I know the myth, but I still wan't the tartar sauce.:)

[mstlyevil]

How can anyone from Georgia be scary? All you have to do is take him fishing, give him some Georgia style BBQ and give him some beer and he will be your friend for life.

[Rotarychainsaw]

How can anyone from Georgia be scary? All you have to do is take him fishing, give him some Georgia style BBQ and give him some beer and he will be your friend for life.

Havent you seen slingblade?

[kassetra]

Well, for starters you should change your avatar, as, currently, it doesn't give me the she's scary impression, but rather, she's cute and lovable impression.
... well... crap. My avatar looks like me, because, I made her look like that. LOL But I'm not cute and lovable! I'm mean! grr!
Yeah, that's not making it better, is it?



For one, in Arabic Mythology, Bahamut is a huge fish that lives in the sea, now I find that pretty scary.
Haven't studied Arabic mythology in a while -- but I have studied Assyro-Babylonian, and he's the same there. :)

Tartar sauce... and malt vinegar... maybe with a hint of lemon.

[DJ_Max]

... well... crap. My avatar looks like me, because, I made her look like that. LOL But I'm not cute and lovable! I'm mean! grr!
Yeah, that's not making it better, is it?
No, can't say it is. :p




Haven't studied Arabic mythology in a while -- but I have studied Assyro-Babylonian, and he's the same there. :)

Tartar sauce... and malt vinegar... maybe with a hint of lemon.
Wait, now we're trying to eat KB? After he's done so much, think of the children.

[kassetra]

Wait, now we're trying to eat KB? After he's done so much, think of the children.

Yeah, because I'm scary. Grrr!

But you're right... the children! Won't somebody please think of the CHILDREN!

[KingBahamut]

"Think of the Children...the innocent...the yet unborn." -- Rei.

[claydoh]

That dude is scary with his linux knowledge. Dont eat me KB!

Aww, heck he's not scary, I even let him use my last name, I wouldn't let a scary dude use that, it would drive my dogs n cat bonkers

[Kapre]

KB is not scary but a very helpful person. He is gentle and kind to all newbies. I like how he helps us noobs (me being a newbie myself). I remember one of the members (forgot his callsign) say that he always makes it a point to read the thread of KB because it is very informative (which I also try to do everytime I log in). Anyways for people who hasn't seen the gentle giant, you can see him here (http://www.ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=61825&highlight=show+face)

I hope he wouldn't get mad at me (cause I'm scared of him now showing his face on this thread):oops:

K

[Brunellus]

KB believes, erroneously, that I am out to oppose him at every turn in his non-Linux posts. Of course this is not so. I only oppose him at every OTHER turn.

And now I have the Maziger Z theme song stuck in my head. bastards.

[openmind]

I remember one of the members (forgot his callsign) say that he always makes it a point to read the thread of KB because it is very informative (which I also try to do everytime I log in).

Yep, there's certain well-known members whose posts I always read when browsing, 'cos you always know they're going to be informative or funny (sometimes both!).

"The King" is one of those.

[zenrox]

KB rocks
/me bows to his greatness
/me then runs off to generl obsecurity:cool:

[KingBahamut]

no I dont.

[kassetra]

no I dont.

Yes you do. Don't argue with your groupies.

[KingBahamut]

Wha...Groupies...I have groupies and fans now....this is not possible.

[mstlyevil]

Wha...Groupies...I have groupies and fans now....this is not possible.

All hail KingBahamut!

[kassetra]

Wha...Groupies...I have groupies and fans now....this is not possible.

groupies and fans and subjects OH MY!

[occy8]

groupies and fans and subjects OH MY!

A king without subjects is no king

[darkmatter]

A king without subjects is no king

That's right.

A king without subjects is KB...:p

[Perfect Storm]

Amazing you got the guts to say that :P ;)

[kassetra]

Amazing you got the guts to say that :P ;)

He's harmless. Like a fuzzy kitten.

[Perfect Storm]

That's something you think. It's not you that have to feed him when the moon rise ;) :???:

[kassetra]

That's something you think. It's not you that have to feed him when the moon rise ;) :???:

Heh. Says who? ;)

[KingBahamut]

That's something you think. It's not you that have to feed him when the moon rise ;) :???:


No but feeding me on the high sun of the 2nd moon of the world of Kirith in the 5th season during the flames of despair but after the winter of fire but before the summer of flare at high sun , gets you the Jewel of Nesrith capable of destorying the evil wizard Glick.