(K)ubuntu sounds music

[Xbehave]

I listen to this radio show where they play clips from the internet and in the last two weeks theyve used sounds from windows & mac. I was wondering if anybody fancied mixing up the sounds of a default ubuntu (or as theres the welcome to amarok clip, i think kubuntu would be better) into something good?

b.tw by good i expect it to do a linux ( beat the crap out of the alternatives, even if it dosent get played)