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Black Mage
February 21st, 2008, 07:14 PM
This thread is just started to see some of things people do only in college.

You know your in college when

1. You have pizza for breakfast and peanut butter & jelly sandwhiches for lunch for a WEEK straight.

2. Have trouble being to an 11am class on time because you think its too early.

3. Go out to the club every Thursday night, even if you have a test friday. *COLLEGE NIGHT*.

4. Cheat on your gf/bf and the next day all your friends know and so does half your campus.
(not that I've ever cheated, by thats how fast gossip gets around)

SoggyCornflake
February 21st, 2008, 07:39 PM
You know you're in college when



For those who took a technical approach:

You know or even care what the integral of secant cubed is.

laxmanb
February 21st, 2008, 07:43 PM
wait. what is the integral of a secant cubed?

Northsider
February 21st, 2008, 08:32 PM
This thread is just started to see some of things people do only in college.

You know your in college when

1. You have pizza for breakfast and peanut butter & jelly sandwhiches for lunch for a WEEK straight.

2. Have trouble being to an 11am class on time because you think its too early.

3. Go out to the club every Thursday night, even if you have a test friday. *COLLEGE NIGHT*.

4. Cheat on your gf/bf and the next day all your friends know and so does half your campus.

lol, true for the most part. that was never me in college though. I went to music clubs a lot and never went to bars. Poptarts for #1. #2 is dead on. #4, no way...

Arwen
February 21st, 2008, 08:57 PM
1.When you clean your place so often that Stuart Little may come out of your wardrobe one day.
2.When you're flat broke and it's only 10 of the month.
3.When you haven't seen daylight for days(sun's and your schedule are a bit different ;-))
4.When you know the majority of the bars and clubs in your town/city and got a bit bored of them.

SomeGuyDude
February 21st, 2008, 09:08 PM
I am not ashamed to admit that I slept through a 2pm class last semester.

In my defense, I work nights and I only netted around 7 1/2 hours of sleep.

Pethegreat
February 21st, 2008, 09:25 PM
For those who took a technical approach:

You know or even care what the integral of secant cubed is.
Could you just break it into sec^2*sec and then integrate them separately and put it back together?

I looked it up and I was way off. I am supposed to lean about indefinite integrals on monday. Oh fun....

FuturePilot
February 21st, 2008, 09:33 PM
You get a grade for something you love doing. (Linux) :)

amazingtaters
February 21st, 2008, 10:03 PM
You know you're in college when...

Eating out somewhere expensive means Q'Doba, Chipotle, or Noodles&Co.
You'll eat anywhere if it's free.
You've woken up drunk around noon. Doesn't matter what day.
You learn to love napping. There is no substitue for it, except huge amounts of caffeine.
You find yourself becoming acustomed to the tast of Keystone/Natty
Two words: Guitar Hero. You've played it, or its cousin Rock Band, more that you'd like to admit.
Basketball is the 3rd most important thing going on, right after GH and napping. After all, if your team ranked and close to clenching a spot in the tourney, life is good.
Facebook has an unnatural hold on you.
You've forgotten what reading for pleasure is.

Hortinstein
February 21st, 2008, 10:22 PM
Drinking Wednesday - Saturday isn't weird....it's expected

amazingtaters
February 21st, 2008, 10:27 PM
Drinking Wednesday - Saturday isn't weird....it's expected

Do you not believe in Tipsy Tuesdays and Mashed Mondays sir?

spupy
February 21st, 2008, 10:59 PM
... your laundry routine is dictated by your socks/underpants supply.

SomeGuyDude
February 21st, 2008, 11:16 PM
... your laundry routine is dictated by your socks/underpants supply.

Similarly: you don't separate whites/colors in laundry, you just cram it all in there and set it to "warm".

I think I have about 9 days worth of clothes and cycle 'em. Once every nine days the whole lot goes in the laundry and it's go time again.

Also: I've worn outermost clothing only to classes on multiple occasions: jacket, jeans, shoes. No shirt, underwear, or socks. Usually this happens when I'm running out of clothing and I just felt like Febrezing my jeans.

Fortunately I don't do that any more. I'm a lot more careful about being clean, hah.