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BWF89
September 22nd, 2005, 09:59 PM
A parody of Wikipedia
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

Curlydave
September 22nd, 2005, 10:19 PM
"After its invention by Oprah in 1899, Food was widely acclaimed to be one of the greatest inventions of that decade." :grin:

"The United Nations was established in 1029 B.C.E. as part of the Treaty of San Francisco that ended the Cantaloupe Wars. Its mission was to foster the growth of the world's bureaucracies and develop innovative ways of masquerading global domination attempts of its member nations as humanitarian projects. UN Secretary Satan firmly denies charges that the organization is corrupt and pointless. It is a known fact that before each gathering of the United Nations, the entire assembly is led in a rousing rendition of the traditional hymn Afternoon Delight by Secretary Kofi Annan (George W. Bush is on falsetto.)
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Current Projects of the United Nations

* Operation Ivy
* Milk for Money

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Presidents of the United Nations

* George Washington Carver (1982—)
* Bill O'Reilly (1982—1982)
* Scott Peterson (1955—1982)
* George Burns (1949—1954)
* Jesus Christ (1 B.C.E.—1948)
* Caesar Augustus (27—2) "


This site is ridiculous and I love it. What I'm wondering though, is who takes the time to write all of these articles? I've typed in several different random things, and it has paradies of all of them.

Qrk
September 22nd, 2005, 10:21 PM
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Nihilism

I love it

Curlydave
September 22nd, 2005, 10:28 PM
Ubuntu
From Uncyclopedia

An ancient swahili word which means one or more of these:

I'm because you are
The above statement makes no sense
Humanity to others
Humanity...what?
Debian-based
Strange versioning number
We hope we make real money here
Redhat sucks

As this lists suggests, there is no general agreement between scientists about the real meaning of the word.

Some suggest that the lack of any vowels different from "u" in the name could be further investigated, some other are still trying to install Ubuntu on their laptops and cannot be reached for an opinion.
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See Also

Marklar

;-) The article on Linux is even funnier. Try X-Windows too.

Kvark
September 22nd, 2005, 11:17 PM
80% of it is too strange to be funny. I can't laugh at what I don't understand. Guess all of it would make sence and be funny after a couple beers. Which must be what those who wrote that stuff warmed up with.

Since it seems to be tradition to point at something from uncyclopedia in each post here I'll point at the universal (temporary) solution (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/CTRL-ALT-DEL) to all Windows related problems.

bob_c_b
September 23rd, 2005, 12:43 AM
Somehow I am a little happier just knowing this site exist.

BWF89
September 23rd, 2005, 03:52 PM
Unix is an operating system for purists based on neutering the pixies, making them gender-less eunuchs (or pixels). After they have been neutered, they are promptly cooked, and packed in freezer bags to be distributed among supermarkets worldwide, and to be used as seasoning to go with fine cheese. Because of this, it is vitally important to check the internal temperature before eating.

KingBahamut
September 23rd, 2005, 04:09 PM
Torvalds is wanted by the State Department and Department of Commerce, who accuse him of attempting to disrupt the U.S. economy through the advocacy of spontaneous forced public sodomy. Microsoft chairman Satan warns of the end of the human race. Torvalds has so far evaded capture, unlike a suspected Soviet collaborator, Warwick Davis.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Linus_Torvalds

Knome_fan
September 23rd, 2005, 04:34 PM
Maybe someone should make these sticky in the newbie forum, as this really settles the Gnome vs. KDE debate:


KDE has not yet implemented the Microsoft BSOD but developers are working hard to copy every feature of Microsoft Windows and hope to have a killer version of Microsoft Bob real soon now.
The ultimate goal of KDE developpers is to use every single library that exists on computers. Once they have achieved this goal, they will start levitating, begin singing the ritual ôm and then disappear in smoke.
KDE policy is "if you find an empty space during one second, add an useless feature or something very very irritating. The icon must be shiny and rotating".


But where KDE policy is "if you find an empty space during one second, add an useless feature or something very very irritating. The icon must be shiny and rotating", the Gnome policy is trully the opposite : "if you find a feature, it's not user friendly so remove it".
Following this policy, Gnome is the only piece of software with less feature every release.
The 0.1 was a full networked-component desktop.
The 1.0 was a real big desktop for power users.
The 2.0 was for average users.
2.4 is known as the "brain dead moron user" release.
2.12 is known as the "W" release
The 3.0, aka "Project Topaze" is expected to be only a white screen telling you to use a pen and a piece of paper to do your work and to shut this bloody computer off. (Gnome 3.0 will require 1GB of Ram and a modern graphics card with OpenGL support.)

doclivingston
September 23rd, 2005, 05:15 PM
For text adventure fans, go play some Zork ( http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Zork)

SonicChao
July 10th, 2006, 11:53 PM
For text adventure fans, go play some Zork ( http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Zork)
*** You have died ***

:D I am an editor there.