The world's dumbest hacker?

[schauerlich]

http://tech.mikelopez.info/2006/09/14/worlds-dumbest-hacker/

I didn't realize you could delete a CD drive.

[shafin]

lol

[bufsabre666]

what kind of person hacks from windows anyways?

[fatality_uk]

Script Kiddies of the world UNITE :)

[hhhhhx]

O...MY..God....

THat guy was a flippin' retard, even i know that 127.0.0.1 rediccts to your self. :lolflag:

[Steveway]

Yes, good one.
Very old but still good.
Also, the original is german.

[loudnlownoma]

Bwahahahaha!!! Good stuff right there!

[Tipo]

Very funny; entertaining read :)

[LaRoza]

Hack me next!

[Tadock]

Good story made my day :popcorn:

[smartboyathome]

He talks the talk, but will never be able to walk the walk.

[Bliepo32]

well, if anyone wants to hack me, go right ahead. My ip is 127.0.0.1 :cool:

[berthiggins]

Fantastic story there is no substitute for education!

[fatality_uk]

well, if anyone wants to hack me, go right ahead. My ip is 127.0.0.1 :cool:

Sheesh, people spend countless hours making Linux secure and you just give out your IP, crazy man :lolflag:

[p_quarles]

Sheesh, people spend countless hours making Linux secure and you just give out your IP, crazy man :lolflag:
Well, maybe he's using one of those friewalls that redirect the attack. I need one of those. :)

[sugarland2k]

real hackers run on KDE ;)

I remember the days of the using Elm for email...
back in 91 or so.
Kids will be kids.

[fatality_uk]

Well, maybe he's using one of those friewalls that redirect the attack. I need one of those. :)

LMAO :lolflag:

Yeah I just dug out my Belkin manual. Nowt about re-directing anything. I'm off to Dixons when I get back to complain and demand my money back

[Spike-X]

"He's hiding behind a firewall! No fair!"

That's like challenging somebody to a boxing match, then whining when they try and fight back.

[fedex1993]

thats pretty funny i am sorry but some people just dont think of what they are doing

[popch]

well, if anyone wants to hack me, go right ahead. My ip is 127.0.0.1 :cool:

You should not do that.

Here we are in this forum warning all n00bs that there are malicious members giving 'advice' which can ruin the n00bs PC, and there you are exactly doing that: giving advice which ruins their PCs.

:lolflag:

[133794m3r]

LOL I am so funny nessed.

[atomkarinca]

I pity that foo'. How come he can even say that he's a hacker and he doesn't know jack about IP's. I mean come on...

As I was reading, for a second there I thought he was gonna give up but he made it till the end. That was more exciting than The 4400.

[Dark Hornet]

I have to say...that made my day! :guitar:

[Erdaron]

Brilliant.

"shut up i hack you" should be on a tshirt.

[forrestcupp]

You're a girl if you don't let me destroy your computer!

If anyone wants to take a shot at me, my IP is 64.233.167.99

[popch]

You work at Google's? No wonder you find so many interesting things.

[odiseo77]

lol, really funny. That must have been the very first time the guy touched a computer (well, at least he had a slight idea about what an IP is)... :)

[LaRoza]

You're a girl if you don't let me destroy your computer!

If anyone wants to take a shot at me, my IP is 64.233.167.99

There, I cracked it. I got in secretly, and did something undetectable, and got out without a trace, I am very skilled.

[p_quarles]

Hmm. Is anyone else having problems with Google?

;)

[LaRoza]

Hmm. Is anyone else having problems with Google?

;)

Of course not! I was undetectable.

[popch]

Hmm. Is anyone else having problems with Google?

;)

You mean, like not finding any entries starting with 'py'? Isn't that normal with Google?

[cprofitt]

Well... the OP here did post a funny story... the guy is not the dumbest hacker he is the dumbest cracker; though to be honest the terms have gotten rather confused since the unwashed media got involved.

[Nekiruhs]

Well... the OP here did post a funny story... the guy is not the dumbest hacker he is the dumbest cracker; though to be honest the terms have gotten rather confused since the unwashed media got involved.
Apparently my brain is twenty five minutes slow. I was just about to post that.

[Spike-X]

Hey, if our l337 haxx0r wants to refer to himself as a hacker, who are we to argue?

[p_quarles]

Hey, if our l337 haxx0r wants to refer to himself as a hacker, who are we to argue?
Agreed. I'm too busy trembling in my boots to quibble over words. ;)

[hhhhhx]

it takes true briliance to be that retarted:lolflag:

[ticopelp]

it takes true briliance to be that retarted:lolflag:

Oh dear.

(Just kidding... it's "retarded," however.) :KS

[Spike-X]

Agreed. I'm too busy trembling in my boots to quibble over words. ;)
Me too. My IP is 127.0.0.1 as well! What if he comes after me next?!

[RudolfMDLT]

giving the dude the loopback IP was mean... poor guy. :lolflag:

[Spike-X]

Nah. He dug his own hole.They just handed him a bigger shovel.

[mips]

For him it's a case of been there, done that, got the t-shirt :)

http://www.stophiphop.com/modules/marketplace/images/Shirt-I-hacked.jpg

[Ocxic]

don;t forget to turn off your firewall, only sissies use use those

hahahaha!!

at least it seems as if he destroyed his own computer, with the program he had, oh poetic justice

[nebu]

bigtime lol.....

this guy is off his rocker!!

u have to be really dumb to talk stuff like that in an irc channel

[SoberWarlock]

I wasn't even going to read it, but I just saw the first few words and I just conitued on. LOL what a hacker.

[Tristam Green]

Man, that was what I needed to wake me up this morn.

I think I've seen bitchchecker in IRC before >.>

That or there are more of him! (likely)

[raul_]

[bitchchecker] i’m already at c: 30 percent
bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)

muhaha

[Nekiruhs]

Shut up i hack you!
:popcorn:
Man, maybe I should attack this Elch dude too. 127.0.0.1 is his IP?

[Ripfox]

Tupac rules.

[tech9]

http://tech.mikelopez.info/2006/09/14/worlds-dumbest-hacker/

I didn't realize you could delete a CD drive.

freakin hilarious!!!

bitchchecker obviously doesn't know about home sweet home

"127.0.0.1" sweet "127.0.0.1"

and yes truly the worlds dumbest "want to be" hacker, or worlds dumbest person for that matter.

:lolflag:

[raul_]

Please stop calling him a hacker. It's offensive to hackers

[Nekiruhs]

Please stop calling him a hacker. It's offensive to hackers
Hackers as in programmers, or "hackers" as in what the mainstream media calls crackers?

[tech9]

Please stop calling him a hacker. It's offensive to hackers

unless you are a hacker in the sense of "hacking a linux OS"(programming) you shouldn't be offended... and I called him a "want to be" hacker - that's not calling him a hacker.

[raul_]

Hackers as in programmers, or "hackers" as in what the mainstream media calls crackers?

As people who know about computers and make them work :)

[tech9]

As people who know about computers and make them work :)

so because I know about computers and how to make them work, I am classified as a hacker???

[rune0077]

That was pretty funny. Reminds me of a Scandinavian guy who once claimed he'd hacked Scientology. He send them an e-mail notifying them that they'd been hacked, all their data copied, and if they wanted proof they should just log on to 127.0.0.1. They were quite shocked when they did, and discovered all their files there. They even went as far as getting the guy tracked down and then pressed charges against him, before it got through to them what had really happened. I'd like to think they fired their sysadmin after that incident.

[tech9]

That was pretty funny. Reminds me of a Scandinavian guy who once claimed he'd hacked Scientology. He send them an e-mail notifying them that they'd been hacked, all their data copied, and if they wanted proof they should just log on to 127.0.0.1. They were quite shocked when they did, and discovered all their files there. They even went as far as getting the guy tracked down and then pressed charges against him, before it got through to them what had really happened. I'd like to think they fired their sysadmin after that incident.

wow! that's another funny story... I can't believe people fall for the local host trick

:lolflag:

[raul_]

so because I know about computers and how to make them work, I am classified as a hacker???

Not the "push the ON button" or "install Ubuntu" type of making it work. :popcorn:

[mellowd]

old, but still funny

[shutslar]

Just what I needed to bring my out of my holiday stupor! Even my 12 yr old daughter read it and laughed....she even got the moral and said "Dad, just goes to show you that having the tools doesn't make you an expert!"

:lolflag:

[tech9]

Not the "push the ON button" or "install Ubuntu" type of making it work. :popcorn:

even if one were an expert in knowing computers and how to make them work, it does not classify them as a hacker

[raul_]

even if one were an expert in knowing computers and how to make them work, it does not classify them as a hacker


There is a community, a shared culture, of expert programmers and networking wizards that traces its history back through decades to the first time-sharing minicomputers and the earliest ARPAnet experiments. The members of this culture originated the term ‘hacker’. Hackers built the Internet. Hackers made the Unix operating system what it is today. Hackers run Usenet. Hackers make the World Wide Web work. If you are part of this culture, if you have contributed to it and other people in it know who you are and call you a hacker, you're a hacker.

from http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/hacker-howto.html#what_is

From that point it's all about semantics

[Vadi]

Amusing

[tech9]

from http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/hacker-howto.html#what_is (http://www.catb.org/%7Eesr/faqs/hacker-howto.html#what_is)

From that point it's all about semantics

we're all hackers then.... :lolflag:

[Dngrsone]

An oldie but goodie.

Here's another old one that I visit on occasion:

Is your son a Hacker? (http://www.adequacy.org/public/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html)


http://xs34.xs.to/pics/05252/icon_rofl.gif

[NickyT]

Hahaha! That is amazing, many laughs to that one!


[bitchchecker] tell me your network number man then you’re dead
[Elch] Eh, it’s 129.0.0.1
[Elch] or maybe 127.0.0.1
[Elch] yes exactly that’s it: 127.0.0.1 I’m waiting for you great attack
[bitchchecker] in five minutes your hard drive is deleted

Great Social Engineering skills, also! Puts Kevin Mitnick to shame! :lolflag:

[Ripfox]

An oldie but goodie.

Here's another old one that I visit on occasion:

Is your son a Hacker? (http://www.adequacy.org/public/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html)


http://xs34.xs.to/pics/05252/icon_rofl.gif


Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".

:lolflag::lolflag::lolflag:

I remember that stupid Bonzi Buddy thing...

OH My God...is this thing real?


8. Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?

BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called "xenix", which was written by Microsoft for the US government. These programs are used by hackers to break into other people's computer systems to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program. Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as "telnet", which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone.

Your son may try to install "lunix" on your hard drive. If he is careful, you may not notice its presence, however, lunix is a capricious beast, and if handled incorrectly, your son may damage your computer, and even break it completely by deleting Windows, at which point you will have to have your computer repaired by a professional.

If you see the word "LILO" during your windows startup (just after you turn the machine on), your son has installed lunix. In order to get rid of it, you will have to send your computer back to the manufacturer, and have them fit a new hard drive. Lunix is extremely dangerous software, and cannot be removed without destroying part of your hard disk surface.

[Wiebelhaus]

Yea , that's good.

[mellowd]

:lolflag::lolflag::lolflag:

I remember that stupid Bonzi Buddy thing...

OH My God...is this thing real?

Where did you find this?

[Wiebelhaus]

An oldie but goodie.

Here's another old one that I visit on occasion:

Is your son a Hacker? (http://www.adequacy.org/public/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html)


http://xs34.xs.to/pics/05252/icon_rofl.gif


omg , that's hardcore.

[rune0077]

For more IRC-fun, check this out: http://bash.org/?top.
(not hacking related, though).

[Espreon]

You made my day EDavid
Awesome! Reading about a stupid hacker hacking himself...

[Nekiruhs]

For more IRC-fun, check this out: http://bash.org/?top.
(not hacking related, though).
There goes any productivity for me today...

[sr20ve]

dumbest hacker...

That's an oxymoron :)

[Ripfox]

<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?



Omg I'm laughing my *** off here...

[raul_]

<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK D*** (edited by raul)
<tatclass> er.
<tatclass> hi.
<andy\code> A common typo.
<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.

lolll

[NickyT]

http://bash.org/?244321

:lolflag:

EDIT: OMG here is another good one...

http://bash.org/?258908

[Kadrus]

lol...:lolflag:...

[Ripfox]

<Sonium> someone speak python here?
<lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
<lucky> SSSSS
<Sonium> the programming language

:shock:

[Spike-X]

Oh man, I'm cryin' here...

[Dngrsone]

OH My God...is this thing real?

No... but read the comments... plenty of people on both ends of the spectrum did believe it.

bash.org is hilarious.

[Noodels]

An oldie but goodie.

Here's another old one that I visit on occasion:

Is your son a Hacker? (http://www.adequacy.org/public/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html)


http://xs34.xs.to/pics/05252/icon_rofl.gif

"Lunix" eh? I'd never use something so anti-American!... ROFL!! :lolflag:

[EdThaSlayer]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
What a DUMB hacker! LOLOLOL!!!!!
Thanks for sharing this story!!!!!WOW, the WORLDS dumber HACKER!!!