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December 13th, 2007, 03:16 PM
"Danger: Avoid Death (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071212/ap_on_fe_st/odd_wacky_warnings)" contest winner

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Found this funny, thought I'd share!

(URL above: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071212/ap_on_fe_st/odd_wacky_warnings)

Nano Geek
December 13th, 2007, 03:35 PM

And yes, I do try to avoid death as much as possible. :)

EDIT: I love that contest.
A couple years back, the winner was for some kind of DVD player or VCR. I can't remember exactly what it said, but it was basically "If you throw this, then it could injure someone." LOL

EDIT 2: I found the entire collection.

My favorite:
“If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions, cautions and warnings, do not use this product.” Words to live by.

December 13th, 2007, 05:45 PM
Ann Marie Young of Fillmore, N.Y., took the second honorable mention for a warning she found which cautions users: "The Vanishing Fabric Marker should not be used as a writing instrument for signing checks or any legal documents."

That would be an awesome prank.

December 13th, 2007, 05:51 PM
I think you'll find that, in the end, death's kinda hard to avoid. :(