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mikeypizano
October 25th, 2007, 08:02 PM
I know this has been done before but I need some more fun stuff for my site. This will be posted on my website as stated at the following page, which is not up yet:
http://mikeypizano.homelinux.com:81/funstuff/story1.html and will provide a link back to this thread. I hope this is allowed!
Rules: Everything has them!
1. Start the new paragraph with a <p> tag, end with a </p>
2. Do not double post mmmkay?
3. Keep it clean!
4. Theres no topic, but try to follow the previous posters topic a bit.
<p>Once, there was a boy
Edit one: Please use paragraphs so it looks better.
Edit two: Page is now active!
EXCiD3
October 25th, 2007, 08:27 PM
whose name was mikey pizano :p
mikeypizano
October 25th, 2007, 08:36 PM
After installing Ubuntu, he suddenly
Christmas
October 25th, 2007, 08:38 PM
<p>started to slaughter his parents.</p>
mikeypizano
October 25th, 2007, 08:43 PM
Why you may ask? They
EXCiD3
October 25th, 2007, 10:34 PM
went on a pony ride
mikeypizano
October 25th, 2007, 10:58 PM
Aw forget it! I said keep it clean!
LaRoza
October 26th, 2007, 12:24 AM
Aw forget it! I said keep it clean!
But the pony wouldn't wash.
mikeypizano
October 26th, 2007, 12:51 AM
Then Mikey thought about making
EXCiD3
October 26th, 2007, 01:52 AM
a clay model of Chewbacca
mikeypizano
October 26th, 2007, 01:56 AM
but the clay turned into
LaRoza
October 26th, 2007, 02:16 AM
but the clay turned into
ash. Because Darth Vadar's son
mikeypizano
October 26th, 2007, 02:54 AM
lost his internet connection. Comcast
EXCiD3
October 26th, 2007, 03:04 AM
blocked all his pirated software
mikeypizano
October 26th, 2007, 03:07 AM
like Linux because he's hacking
EXCiD3
October 26th, 2007, 03:07 AM
and stealing from the internetz.
mikeypizano
October 26th, 2007, 03:09 AM
<p>Suddenly, he was attacked by
EXCiD3
October 26th, 2007, 03:16 AM
by the MPAA and RIAA!
mikeypizano
October 26th, 2007, 03:16 AM
Gasp! Even Microsoft was there!
monsieurdozier
October 26th, 2007, 04:22 AM
<p> Then Mikey had to go
mikeypizano
October 26th, 2007, 04:34 AM
to KFC to get some
EXCiD3
October 26th, 2007, 05:37 AM
chicken! Leeroy JENKINS!!!!!!!!!! Next he
realvz
October 26th, 2007, 11:02 AM
Installed TOR to bypass comcast
mikeypizano
October 26th, 2007, 03:43 PM
but Linux refused to connect.
EXCiD3
October 26th, 2007, 04:06 PM
So then he decided to
mikeypizano
October 26th, 2007, 04:22 PM
smash the comcast building with
Officer Dibble
October 26th, 2007, 04:26 PM
<P>his new friend Transformer, who<P>
LaRoza
October 26th, 2007, 05:48 PM
<P>his new friend Transformer, who<P>
got bad ratings for acting.
EXCiD3
October 26th, 2007, 07:01 PM
On the other side of
realvz
October 26th, 2007, 07:04 PM
the road was a naked
mikeypizano
October 26th, 2007, 07:46 PM
Steve Balmer screaming Developers!
nowshining
October 26th, 2007, 07:55 PM
screaming Developers develop a strategy
EXCiD3
October 26th, 2007, 08:04 PM
for developing strategies! Next up
mikeypizano
October 26th, 2007, 08:08 PM
the road was the President.
EXCiD3
October 26th, 2007, 08:12 PM
Monkeys started to develop a
mikeypizano
October 26th, 2007, 08:17 PM
open source application similar to
EXCiD3
October 26th, 2007, 08:19 PM
World of Warcraft!!!! :p Hahaha laughed the
mikeypizano
October 26th, 2007, 08:20 PM
Zerg as they Zerg Rushed
nowshining
October 26th, 2007, 08:20 PM
craft of war, says I
mikeypizano
October 26th, 2007, 10:13 PM
. My kingdom for a taco!
LaRoza
October 27th, 2007, 03:00 AM
. My kingdom for a taco!
But I am a vegan...
mikeypizano
October 27th, 2007, 03:48 AM
Said the hippy as he
EXCiD3
October 27th, 2007, 03:52 AM
started playing his new PS3! :D
perlluver
October 27th, 2007, 03:52 AM
called his cat doobie.
Frak
October 27th, 2007, 03:54 AM
talking twice made him feel
avik
October 27th, 2007, 03:58 AM
quite quesy indeed. So he
LaRoza
October 27th, 2007, 04:15 AM
shut his mouth. He then
mikeypizano
October 27th, 2007, 04:15 AM
installed Ubuntu on his cat.
Frak
October 27th, 2007, 04:20 AM
Then on his new toaster...
mikeypizano
October 27th, 2007, 04:30 AM
The toaster had Broadcom Wifi...
EXCiD3
October 27th, 2007, 05:09 AM
which gutsy seemed to hate.
mikeypizano
October 27th, 2007, 06:34 AM
But NDISWRAPPER saved his faithful
EXCiD3
October 27th, 2007, 07:46 PM
iPhone from getting washed in
mikeypizano
October 27th, 2007, 08:01 PM
Harry Potters Magic Washing Machine.
EXCiD3
October 27th, 2007, 08:06 PM
Steve ballmer began to sing
mikeypizano
October 27th, 2007, 08:10 PM
Developers, Developers, Developers, Developers! Then
EXCiD3
October 27th, 2007, 08:13 PM
Bill Gates pranced back to
mikeypizano
October 27th, 2007, 08:15 PM
his System76 Darter Ultra laptop.
EXCiD3
October 27th, 2007, 08:16 PM
But he was quickly disappointed
mikeypizano
October 27th, 2007, 08:17 PM
that he could not find
EXCiD3
October 27th, 2007, 08:19 PM
the START button or My
mikeypizano
October 27th, 2007, 08:20 PM
Documents. Then screamed LINUX SUCKS!
floke
October 27th, 2007, 08:31 PM
But Arch linux was better!
mikeypizano
October 27th, 2007, 08:37 PM
Steve seen the Linux and
EXCiD3
October 27th, 2007, 08:57 PM
DOS were both better than
Frak
October 27th, 2007, 09:15 PM
the 95 through Vista Desktop
floke
October 27th, 2007, 09:30 PM
- but it was no good.
EXCiD3
October 27th, 2007, 10:17 PM
So microsoft decided to start
mikeypizano
October 28th, 2007, 12:24 AM
Winix, a Microsoft Linux distro.
Officer Dibble
October 28th, 2007, 12:57 AM
Winix, a Microsoft Linux distro.
<P>As free as mafiosi favors<P>
LaRoza
October 28th, 2007, 01:45 AM
<P>As free as mafiosi favors<P>
MS sent ninjas to kill
lukeminus
October 28th, 2007, 02:56 AM
the shy kid playing hack.
-grubby
October 29th, 2007, 05:46 AM
but they all lost sanity
EXCiD3
October 29th, 2007, 05:48 AM
when they installed gutsy gibbon.
santiagoward2000
October 29th, 2007, 05:53 AM
and found something really cool
EXCiD3
October 29th, 2007, 06:02 AM
called APTonUSB. ;) They decided to
santiagoward2000
October 29th, 2007, 06:16 AM
prepare some coffe and start
EXCiD3
October 29th, 2007, 06:19 AM
brewing a glass of ubuntu
santiagoward2000
October 29th, 2007, 06:46 AM
while they got their hands
mikeypizano
October 29th, 2007, 05:27 PM
very orange flavored while using
EXCiD3
October 30th, 2007, 06:40 PM
hairnets to block out the
mikeypizano
October 30th, 2007, 06:43 PM
hotdog radition eminating from the
EXCiD3
October 30th, 2007, 06:44 PM
newest release of Windows Vista.
mikeypizano
October 30th, 2007, 06:48 PM
Lets play Dungeons and Dragons!
EXCiD3
October 30th, 2007, 06:50 PM
Nah im not into Pokemon...
mikeypizano
October 30th, 2007, 06:51 PM
Lets play DRAGONS AND DUNGEONS!
popch
October 31st, 2007, 02:32 PM
Lets play DRAGONS AND DUNGEONS!
Let's drag players to dungeons
SomethinSnappy
October 31st, 2007, 02:45 PM
owned and operated by MS
mikeypizano
October 31st, 2007, 07:01 PM
and cover them in pudding!
-grubby
November 3rd, 2007, 03:21 AM
but the pudding is poisoned
EXCiD3
November 3rd, 2007, 08:46 PM
with microsoft lies and other
DutyDuty
November 6th, 2007, 04:26 PM
various computer-related difficulties. However,
xyz
November 6th, 2007, 04:34 PM
the tasks at hand turned
-grubby
November 7th, 2007, 02:07 AM
into gooey,yummy jello pudding
xyz
December 19th, 2007, 02:49 PM
to which Windows is allergic.
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