catfacts
October 7th, 2007, 05:31 AM
read this with that newscaster voice from TV for best results: :)
"In other news... Microsoft has announced today that it has finally completed the much anticipated 'Perfect Windows Distro'. The next update will completely wipe out C:\WINDOWS and replace it with C:\UBUNTU along with the entire Ubuntu File System. Bill Gates states that after years of work he is finally retiring and has decided to quit expirimenting. He will now settle for a stable OS that actually works. Im a random anchorman from a random news station."
See you need to do that steriotypical newscaster voice or it sounds stupid... er
"In other news... Microsoft has announced today that it has finally completed the much anticipated 'Perfect Windows Distro'. The next update will completely wipe out C:\WINDOWS and replace it with C:\UBUNTU along with the entire Ubuntu File System. Bill Gates states that after years of work he is finally retiring and has decided to quit expirimenting. He will now settle for a stable OS that actually works. Im a random anchorman from a random news station."
See you need to do that steriotypical newscaster voice or it sounds stupid... er